(Menelaus, Odysseus, and Diomedes find themselves having to sleep outdoors during a mission)
Diomedes: Odysseus, spoon with me. We need to huddle together for warmth.
Menelaus: No, Odysseus, you're my best friend. You're going to spoon with me.
Diomedes: I called first spoon. Odysseus, get over here right now.
Menelaus: Odysseus, don't throw away a lifelong friendship for a one-night spoon with Tydides.
Odysseus: Enough. We're gonna stop fighting. We're gonna lie down, and we're gonna triple-spoon like adults!
I feel like Diomedes sucks with children.
Telemachus would tell him "uuhh you stink" while making an over disgusted face and Diomedes would look at him dead in the eyes and reply "i fucked your dad"
Got a bribe from dear @hypnosun
I always say that I will never do something like this ever again and I have shot my foot yet again...
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.infinitycow.eplay
What?
awful news gamers /lh
Odysseus may say he's not gay but I know that every time he has some nefarious plan he grabs Diomedes by the nape of his neck just to see Dio's eyes light up and the slightest hint of a smile on his lips
GUESS WHO DECIDED TO DO ANOTHER EXPRESSION MEME INSTEAD OF GOING TO BED! ME!!!
I could’ve done all the critters but I decided on my personal faves instead <3
Here’s the thingy if u wanna use it on ur space riders/cult ocs
Was scrolling through your page and saw the “Odysseus was kidnapped by Paris instead of Helen” art with Penelope. So I’m asking if you could draw Odysseus and Paris interacting pls? 👉👈
Let's just say that in this version everyone is mad at Paris, because he kidnapped a person he shouldn't have kidnapped and furthermore he didn't keep his agreements with Aphrodite so there's that too... Just because he wanted someone like Odysseus on his side and instead of thinking with the mind preferred to follow the heart.
It's a really short interaction but damn this was really fun to make. Athena, Ares and Poseidon joining forces to help Penelope is still such a funny concept to me.
( I might have used some quotes... From Paris the musical...)
@attyhat 's Paris design
New Ody quote guys😚!
Nice
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ok this is new emm
YOU KNOW I KEEP IT SQUEAKY??
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