You Know How Fanfic Authors Will Over-describe Their Main?

You know how fanfic authors will over-describe their main?

Well we know Menelaus has reddish blond hair, Achilles is the most beautiful and has long, blond hair, Ajax the greater is huge and Diomedes has a foot.

Odysseus is shorter than Agamemnon, has curly blondish hair, a beard, wide shoulders, thick juicy thighs, a scar on his leg, and he seems a simpleton when he's not speaking.

I'm just saying, Homer was completely normal about Odysseus

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1 year ago

I’ll stop with the shitposts now I swear,

It’s just really funny to see the difference between Cartoon DD and CN and Reborn DD and CN

Also idk ASL so if the signing is wrong pls excuse me—

3 years ago
Huh, Cool

Huh, cool

hi so i made a uquiz that will tell you what color is your writing? 

i hope you have fun and enjoy it! i would love it if you reblogged your result and told me if you agreed/disagreed with it!! 

4 months ago
Thank God For Sketchfab. Drawing The Car Was So Worth It
Thank God For Sketchfab. Drawing The Car Was So Worth It
Thank God For Sketchfab. Drawing The Car Was So Worth It

Thank god for Sketchfab. Drawing the car was so worth it


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1 year ago

awful news gamers /lh

1 year ago
Murder Time Trio X Star Sanses
Murder Time Trio X Star Sanses
Murder Time Trio X Star Sanses

murder time trio x star sanses

i was inspired by the powerpuff girls and the rowdy ruff boys, don’t judge me

7 months ago

How I imagine OdyDio to work out (based off of @akaittou s "Hold to your Vows)

Dio: I dont want to make you break your wedding vows-

Ody: My wife gave me leave to get fuck who I want to

Dio: Rly?

Ody: Yeah.

Dio: Oh good for m-

Ody: I never fucked a man though

Dio: ...Thats bullshit

Ody: Yeah youre right

Dio: So...who was it?

Ody: ....

Dio: 🤨

Ody: .......listen-

Dio: Ody-

Ody: ...

Dio: ...

Ody: Meneleaus

Dio: Oh, that's not sur-

Ody: ...and Agamemnon

Dio: What.

Ody: ...

Dio: Together?

Ody: ....

Dio: Oh...oh gods

5 months ago

hey everyone be careful

I don't know if anyone has talked about this, but lately this has been happening in other fandoms too. There'll be these bot accounts that straight up steals people's posts and adds "expand" "read more" "continue" as a link in the end of the post - DON'T CLICK ON THAT, it's most likely a malware or something of the like.

Hey Everyone Be Careful

so if you see a post like this: no profile picture, something that looks reposted (I've seen this happening to artists too) and a link at the end, even if the post has tags, that's a bot. Block and report it.

stay safe, and I hope @staff finds a way to stop these bots soon!

3 years ago
I Was Hoping For Mammon, But I Ain't Complaining

I was hoping for Mammon, but I ain't complaining

what obey me! character would f**k you? (18+)

hi om! fam. thank you so much for the positive response on my first uquiz, i have loved seeing your rbs and results come in! i had a lot of time on my hands during the post+ protest yesterday so i made another one. this one is the opposite of my last quiz, meaning it's actually about your s3xual preferences and not just random personality traits i assigned to smut tropes. click here to find out what obey me! character would f**k you (18+ only) - there are 11 results, you can get any of the brothers or dateables (minus luke). please don't take it seriously!!!

11 months ago

Heyo! I love your art so much, as well as your mean girl Nightmare(I've halfway been imagining him with a *little* Regina George every time I've read that on this blog, no apologies for it) I was wondering, how do you think he'd react if Dream, Killer, just somebody who knew of his past just says; "You're just like them. The villagers.". Or ANY variation of that? Just the thought of him being the same as his past abusers, tormenting someone he dislikes, for what, because what have they truly done to deserve it? The idea of becoming the same of those who have hurt him, how would he react to that? I feel like if Dream said it, it would be more of an acceptance of how different his brother is, and how he'll never get his Nightmare that he knew and loved back, because his brother would never do this. Killer might say it to be a lil shit and torment him.

Just a thought I had! Hope you're having an fantastic day!

Hello!!! Thank you so much!! <33333 and good good don’t apologize cause it’s completely accurate to think of Regina George and I’m actually guilty of thinking the same thing like honestly fits shhshs

Here’s the Regina George Nightmare we all need

Heyo! I Love Your Art So Much, As Well As Your Mean Girl Nightmare(I've Halfway Been Imagining Him With

Now back to the main point shdhhd

Y’know funny thing is I can imagine his reaction would definitely differ depending on who says it, if it’s someone like Killer or anyone else other than Dream, I can imagine him feeling slightly offended/angry by it, but it wouldn’t have much of an impact, cause what does Killer truly know? Killer never saw/ known those villagers, he doesn’t know what he’s talking about, at least that’s the mindset Nightmare would have, he’d just threaten Killer to zip it or simply throw him across the room

I can’t truly imagine Dream saying such a thing to Nightmare but I can definitely see the opposite with Nightmare saying it to Dream (which cough i already drew before >:) ) but we’re talking hypothetically so let’s talk about how he’d feel if Dream said it cause god, I wholeheartedly believe if Dream said it then hell would break loose

Cause the thing is, Dream was there, he knew those villagers, he knew how they were like and he knew how bad they were, Dream lived those days with him, but even then, while Dream endured a different kind of abuse, the villagers actually loved Dream, and they hated Nightmare, so how could Dream, who never had a single villager lay a finger on him, how could his twin of all people to say to him that he’s like his abusers??? Nightmare would go through the five stages of grief in 5 seconds

He’d be in so much denial, only to settle on pure unfiltered rage, cause how dare Dream, his twin, his blood and magic, tell him that he’s like them?

I can see Nightmare making excuses for his own actions, that he’s only doing all this to make them pay, he’d even say something along the lines of “so what if i am like them??” To convince himself that the idea of being like them doesn’t bother him (all while it fucking eats away at him) I can see Nightmare making excuses for why Dream would think such a thing, “you’re just drained of your magic, you’re confused”

I can see him go after Dream all the more aggressively, intent to kill cause how fucking dare he??

But then I can see the rage and fight leave Nightmare to finally settle on depression and resignation, all while part of him is still (and will forever be) in absolute denial

He knows he’s not like them, he never was and never will be

But why would he be an absolute mess by Dream saying it? Cause I wholeheartedly believe Nightmare would never expect Dream to compare him to the villagers, cause when your own twin says it it just cuts the much much much deeper

Hell I can even see Nightmare actually crying tears of frustration, maybe not in front of Dream cause Nightmare had become so used to isolating himself and keeping his emotions inside, and with his mindset of never wanting to appear weak he’d only let those tears out once he is sure he’s all alone

Because by god, he never thought it’d hurt so much to hear those words uttered by his brother, but they did hurt, and he’ll hurt Dream all the much worse for it

Heyo! I Love Your Art So Much, As Well As Your Mean Girl Nightmare(I've Halfway Been Imagining Him With

(Same to you!! Hope you’re haveing a wonderful day/night <333)

1 year ago
Hc!phil Is Just Full Of Joy And Whimsy (context To This Lmao)

hc!phil is just full of joy and whimsy (context to this lmao)

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flare-love - Flare the Moronsexual
Flare the Moronsexual

Pronouns: she/her Age: 19 Sexuality: Omni (with a prefrence for women and fictional idiots) Likes: drawing, simping. writing, chilling. Dislikes: spam, homophoes, hate.

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