How I imagine OdyDio to work out (based off of @akaittou s "Hold to your Vows)
Dio: I dont want to make you break your wedding vows-
Ody: My wife gave me leave to get fuck who I want to
Dio: Rly?
Ody: Yeah.
Dio: Oh good for m-
Ody: I never fucked a man though
Dio: ...Thats bullshit
Ody: Yeah youre right
Dio: So...who was it?
Ody: ....
Dio: 🤨
Ody: .......listen-
Dio: Ody-
Ody: ...
Dio: ...
Ody: Meneleaus
Dio: Oh, that's not sur-
Ody: ...and Agamemnon
Dio: What.
Ody: ...
Dio: Together?
Ody: ....
Dio: Oh...oh gods
This is cute
I didn’t expect for this mobile game to be so cute!Â
Odysseus: I miss my wife
Polites(Very drunk): I can be your wife
Odysseus: what?
Polites: *looks at Odysseus for a solid second before rolling over into him*
"i. Can be. Your wife."
Odysseus: intense bi panic, but also for some reason still hasn't pushed Polites off
Polites: "so do I need to wear a dress or..."
Odysseus: "no no this is fine"
academy
adventurer's guild
alchemist
apiary
apothecary
aquarium
armory
art gallery
bakery
bank
barber
barracks
bathhouse
blacksmith
boathouse
book store
bookbinder
botanical garden
brothel
butcher
carpenter
cartographer
casino
castle
cobbler
coffee shop
council chamber
court house
crypt for the noble family
dentist
distillery
docks
dovecot
dyer
embassy
farmer's market
fighting pit
fishmonger
fortune teller
gallows
gatehouse
general store
graveyard
greenhouses
guard post
guildhall
gymnasium
haberdashery
haunted house
hedge maze
herbalist
hospice
hospital
house for sale
inn
jail
jeweller
leatherworker
library
locksmith
mail courier
manor house
market
mayor's house
monastery
morgue
museum
music shop
observatory
orchard
orphanage
outhouse
paper maker
pawn shop
pet shop
potion shop
potter
printmaker
quest board
residence
restricted zone
sawmill
school
scribe
sewer entrance
sheriff's office
shrine
silversmith
spa
speakeasy
spice merchant
sports stadium
stables
street market
tailor
tannery
tavern
tax collector
tea house
temple
textile shop
theatre
thieves guild
thrift store
tinker's workshop
town crier post
town square
townhall
toy store
trinket shop
warehouse
watchtower
water mill
weaver
well
wind mill
wishing well
wizard tower
It was either of the two pics and I don’t know which one too pick, also song: fuck me
thank you for the tag @https-stay đź’•đź’•đź’•
tagging: anyone who wants to play along!
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why do people love you? by jiminnamoro
because you're their favorite candy
just like candy makes children happy, you make your friends happy. it's as simple as that, and i'm sorry if you were expecting something more specific. please don't take that for granted- there's nothing more precious than someone who can truly, sincerely make you happy. it's such a gift to have- to make someone smile, laugh, want to stay with you all the time. people love you because you're sweet, fun, full of bright colors. there are so many sides of you, and no one ever stops getting to know you to the fullest. sweet treats got nothing on you, little starburst. (make sure you follow me on twt @jiminnamoro if you enjoyed it!)
Family
Space Riders AU - @onyxonline Eve Ewe, Aurora, Felicite, Melanie - @lavendersartistry
This fic is more of a fun fic for onyxonline's Space Riders AU! This is mainly centered as the headcanoned sibling dynamic between Eve Ewe and DogDay! Please check Onyx out, their work is super cool!
DogDay felt emptiness. His mind was dulled as he tried to wake up. He felt like he was floating in the cosmos, the faint sounds of whispering angels ringing in his ears.
He then found himself at a magical place, something similar to Eden's outskirts. The sound of an owl echoed as it flew above his head and landed on the branch of a weeping willow.
"Captain DogDay. My, how you've grown."
DogDay flinched at the sound of his title as captain, quickly turning his head to whoever said.
A tall, roughly 11ft, woman sat in a bark throne made from the tree behind her. Her hair glided against no wind as her piercing teal eyes stared down at the captain. Owls perched around her like pets, waiting for her call to either attack or to befriend.
DogDay took note of the teal eyes and immediately bowed.
"Q-Queen Aurora!"
The queen lightly laughed and leaned forward, her finger under his chin. Despite her tall stature after death, she still had her benevolence.
"Now now, captain. No need to bow, not anymore. Save that for my little Eve."
DogDay nodded and stood up nervously. He didn't really know how to react, meeting Eve's mother like this in what seemed to be a dream to the afterlife.
The queen calmly scooped him up with her gentle hands, the captain being so small compared to her size.
"You have protected my little Eve very well after me and Lucien's passing. I give you my appreciation for it. But I have noticed something in particular."
DogDay went silent for a moment. He didn't understand what she was implying, it was almost scary. Yet he let her continue on.
"I give you my blessing, DogDay Solaris, to become my little Eve's older brother and my son."
DogDay then went to a stunned state. Her son? But she was a demon, a demoness at a very high rank in her hierarchy. Was it logical? What if the council in Eden found out? All those worries filled his head.
"Your Highness, I don't get it. What of the council? What about the other demons? Is this all even safe?"
The queen giggled, a ghostly aura to her.
"My dear, Lucien does not tolerate such of that. If those old kooks decide to harass you for being my son, he will not hesitate to send a little lightning their way as a warning."
DogDay slowly nodded, trying to peace everything together. As he did so, Aurora comfortingly kissed his head.
"Go now, my little shining sun. Your sisters will miss you."
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"DogDay! DogDay, this is no time to be napping! It's mission time!
DogDay suddenly woke up in his room, hearing the youngest sisters Felicite and Melanie in his ears as he was shaken mainly by Felicite.
"Wha- what do you two mean by a 'mission time'?"
Melanie lightly shrugged and plopped onto his bed.
"'Mission time' is when we go steal tarts from the kitchen. And you have to stand guard so we can steal them!"
DogDay sighed yet chuckled and shook his head.
"Alright, you rascals. But you have to eat only three. You two can't really manage sweets like that."
The little ferret and mink princesses groaned and ran out of his room for the kitchen downstairs of the palace.
DogDay looked out the balcony, the stars behind the forcefield that shielded Eden still glowed beautifully. As he smiled, a certain big and bright star twinkled in response.
Aurora was watching. His new family was watching him.
i was inspired by the powerpuff girls and the rowdy ruff boys, don’t judge me
ayo i found 2 pages with head angles of humans and animals, could be useful to anyone reading this
hoomans
animals
Well shit, getting tagged twice? Cool
Anyway I'm tagging
@ashxrsbeloveds @boxbusiness @flwrem @incorrectobeymequotes @ikane96
Done, still fun to do
Hello moots!
Starting a loop, tagging mutuals who actually deserve the BEST!
And hopefully they tag other mutuals and continue the loop!
You guys deserve the best <3
Tagging- @ambrosia-and-nectar @mycroft-microsoft @astra2111
You know what ? The idea that Odysseus discovered his mother's death by finding her ghost in the Underworld gains a new, even more sad dimension if you assume that Epic follows the Odyssey, because according to it, she didn't just die of grief - she died by walking into the sea after seeing Aeolus' storms blow Odyseus' ships away from shore
Not only did Odysseus' crew get him lost at sea yet again, but they also killed his mom
Pronouns: she/her Age: 19 Sexuality: Omni (with a prefrence for women and fictional idiots) Likes: drawing, simping. writing, chilling. Dislikes: spam, homophoes, hate.
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