I Was Hoping For Mammon, But I Ain't Complaining

This took some time, but it was worth it

1. #doyalike - kazeWIW

2. Cool for the summer - Demi Lovato (sped up)

3. The bakery - Melanie Martinez

4. Telepatia - Kali Uchis

5. Do I wanna know? - Arctic Monkeys

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Tagged by @shunukitrash to list my current 5 favorite songs! Thank you ❤❤ 1. [The System Of] Doctor Tarr and Professor Fether- The Alan Parsons Project 2. Step By Step- The Alan Parsons Project 3. Games People Play- The Alan Parsons Project 4. Sirius/Eye In The Sky- The Alan Parsons Project 5. Old And Wise- The Alan Parsons Project tagging: @theimpossiblescheme @sethsevolution @appalachian @gimmedatrn @seasidefanasties @aaronpullinteeth

ok wait, reblog if you’ve cried at least once because of math, doesn’t matter which grade i’m trying to prove something 

GUESS WHO FOUND A HANDY WEBSITE THAT'S GOT A CHEAT SHEET FOR THE OBEY ME SURPRISE GUEST INTERACTIONS?

CHECK IT⬇️⬇️⬇️

https://karasu-os.com/SurpriseGuest

karasu-os.com

Surprise Guest

An all-in-one guide for Obey Me! surprise guest interactions. Karasu's interactive guide features all characters including the demon brother

wyd if you're greeted with two men sensually feeling eachother up for you to tell them all of your secrets

beware of fang

Hey, im gonna say it outright and state that this is a call out. people get called out for being dangerous. fangs nearly pushed 3 people to commit suicide(including myself) and i had to be hospitalized because of him, so this feels justified. Im sorry if you disagree, ill keep it short and to the point If you’ve been a long time follower of his im sure you’ve seen his vague posts about his ex friends, the cotl tumblr community and “fandom drama” with little to no context behind it, other than various people appearing on his DNI. his vague nature in the posts is intentional, he doesn't want to let on that he was abusing his friends. Ive tried time and time again to write something but it never seemed right, like what he’s done to me and my friends wasn’t severe enough to warrant something like this, but it is and i don't want to let this go any longer, esp not when he has my friends, their names, usernames and literal contact information in his DNI list Over the last year ive been friends with fang hes been horrible. Hes never changed and refuses to acknowledge what hes done to his friends and how horribly he has hurt them, to keep this short im keeping this bullet pointy Here is his carrd, he has everything neatly outlined for yall to block on every platform Dont harass, dont contact. all of this is public information so https://web.archive.org/web/20240713073710/https://fanged-info.carrd.co/#boundaries

https://fanged-info.carrd.co/ Twit: FFANGEDD / narilamb_ / mewhenimsilly Insta: ffangedd / narilamb Tumblr: ffangedd / fanged-cotl / fanged-xeno Cara: narilamb Blusky: fanged / narilamb Itaku: fanged Artfight: FANGED Toyhouse: FFANGEDD Sheezy: fanged Discord & telegram: narilamb All the people mentioned have given consent Cw !!! abuse, suicide, self harm https://drive.google.com/drive/u/2/folders/1MLMOT-qvgrX-9NnUEgpl4AkEPfixy2wG

The drive is a bit out of date, as I logged it all before april. Hes posted more awful shit and vented to me again since then Feel free to request the letter i wrote to him, i might share it anyway because it sums up my thoughts on the matter If you want any additional context feel free to ask

Fang uses suicide and self harm threats to control and manipulate his friends, hes begged me for assisted suicide and when i refused to help him commit he begged in groupchats. He begged on instagram stories as well as twitter, so much so that his twitter for suspended for 12 hours. He has admitted to wanting someone to commit suicide with him and has previously formed suicide pacts and nearly followed through on one with a friend. fang backed out first. he continues to redirect blame. refusing to take accountability for his actions. He still blames his previous medications, his ex psychiatrist, his self diagnosed BPD & OCD, psychosis, and states of beings from disorders he doesn't have (claiming to be manic or sociopathic whilst not having bipolar1 or ASPD) fang blames his (ex)friends, claiming they were projecting their mental illness onto him when they were just reacting to his abuse, that they the ones in the wrong and that how they treated him/cut him off was vile and unfair, and believes that he never got real closure when he did. it just wasn't what he wanted to hear and now feels entitled to an apology from these people when all he’s ever done is traumatize and terrorize them. He describes the amount in which he has cut over pavi, wart and kat because what they put him through and how they traumatized him. The traumatizing actions were: Kat asking for a content warning, pavi didn't want to walk on eggshells anymore and blocked him without an explanation & wart blocked him after being emotionally abused for months Hes described how he would carve their names into his thigh and told me that he will carve my name into his skin when i leave too. He demanded wart and surf choose their “real friends” and cut off their community for him because fang hated that they were being “two-faced” and hanging out with “people who hate him” He would spend hours venting relentlessly and graphically in his friends DMs, demanding their time and attention and expecting immediate replies. His friends are not professionals and shouldnt be expected to be an on-call DIY therapist for him, for hours, without consent. Fang has said he is completely unwilling to self censor for other peoples safety He referred to me (and our friends) as a phone person, a voice, icons. Concepts he can talk. Completely dehumanizing everyone that cared about him even to their faces. He blames his ex friends for his poor mental health and has said he wishes they watched him commit suicide, he wanted his friends to be traumatized from this (as if they werent already.) When a friend posted a screenshot of a gamenight to tumblr he had a breakdown so severe and so dangerous for so long that several of his friends has to mute the DM to keep themselves safe from his verbal abuse and suicide/SH threats He doesn't care about how triggering any of this can be for someone and will subject anyone (including people in danger) to his “venting” He didnt care about triggering me and contacted me at the worst of my suicidality in january and exasperated the danger i was in so severely I had to be hospitalized against my will before I could commit suicide. 

Im honestly not entirely sure what to even think. he knew the severity of my suicidality. he knew I had been hospitalized for an attempt in 2022, and still he chose me, probably the most vulnerable of his friends at the time to vent that heavily too back in janurary Hes a dangerous selfish person whos proven over and over that hes not getting better and isnt willing to change, i honestly had hope when he slowed down his graphic vent posts and victim blaming on twitter and insta but he decided to say fuck all and get right back into his shit train of shame and misery. Heres a link to all of the screenshot, damning ones are in important bitz if you’re not interested in going through them all https://drive.google.com/drive/u/2/folders/1MLMOT-qvgrX-9NnUEgpl4AkEPfixy2wG in these screens alone he: admits to sending his cuts to his friends, threatens to cut if i leave, admits that he was doing to go through with a duel suicide and begged me for assisted suicide

warts screenshots v

full screenshots & complete context in the drive as for him claims that i was stalking him: i was scared, i was his friend. i tried so hard to be good enough and never was. the screens were a by product of confiding in my friends about what was happening and the drive was made to share w/ them i admit i prolly shouldve combed out some of it but, ykno also big phat apology for tagging cotl!!!!! only did bc fang has, please stay safe everyone, and thank you so much if you have read everything (the doc encase anyone was wanting it ! figured i;d just use tumblr regular posting method) https://docs.google.com/document/d/17QjXUEdQVd8c4GZS--vPo-xR3kgmoLl4ZmN3ROMutg0/edit?usp=sharing

The fun thing about accepting the idea that Homer was Odysseus’ grandson is that that essentially means that he spent an entire novel thirsting after his grandfather.

Like, Homer, buddy, why are you describing your grandpa’s luscious thighs in such detail ?

I’ll stop with the shitposts now I swear,

It’s just really funny to see the difference between Cartoon DD and CN and Reborn DD and CN

Also idk ASL so if the signing is wrong pls excuse me—

My baby 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Ok sk i know we have a chubby asmo , levi and lucifer So lets add a chubby mammon ╰( ´•ω•)つ──☆ °.*•。♥

I been waitin for this one 😩

MC & Chubby Mammon

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The cutest tsundere you’ll ever see

Who let this absolute unit be this goddamn adorable

He’s shy so give him lots of stomach hugs and tell him how amazing he is

Wrap your arms around his neck and he’ll grab your waist and give you a little spin

Come up behind him and just squeeze him, he’ll absolutely love it but won’t show it. He’ll always have the same smile on his face though

Loves it when you wrap your arms around him and follow him everywhere, makes him feel wanted and loved

Pulls this pouty face when you pinch his cheeks, so he’s started pinching your nose as revenge

Likes it when you lie on his chest and you always tell him how fast his heartbeat is

Cuddles with him is so comfortable and warm, it’s like being around a massive puppy. His arms are always wrapped around you and if you move around, he’s back into a comfortable position to make sure you’re completely comfy in his embrace

Sometimes buries your face into his stomach for fun, just cuz he can

Nights with him are so fucking fun, he’ll come in almost every night with this shit load of food and it’s just cuddles and cheek kisses. All night.

Please don’t forget to remind him how perfect he is, he’s self conscious

ideas for tumblr staff

dont remove the boop button

stop banning trans women for no reason