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I drew this so fast- @lavendersartistry

a list of 100+ buildings to put in your fantasy town

academy

adventurer's guild

alchemist

apiary

apothecary

aquarium

armory

art gallery

bakery

bank

barber

barracks

bathhouse

blacksmith

boathouse

book store

bookbinder

botanical garden

brothel

butcher

carpenter

cartographer

casino

castle

cobbler

coffee shop

council chamber

court house

crypt for the noble family

dentist

distillery

docks

dovecot

dyer

embassy

farmer's market

fighting pit

fishmonger

fortune teller

gallows

gatehouse

general store

graveyard

greenhouses

guard post

guildhall

gymnasium

haberdashery

haunted house

hedge maze

herbalist

hospice

hospital

house for sale

inn

jail

jeweller

leatherworker

library

locksmith

mail courier

manor house

market

mayor's house

monastery

morgue

museum

music shop

observatory

orchard

orphanage

outhouse

paper maker

pawn shop

pet shop

potion shop

potter

printmaker

quest board

residence

restricted zone

sawmill

school

scribe

sewer entrance

sheriff's office

shrine

silversmith

spa

speakeasy

spice merchant

sports stadium

stables

street market

tailor

tannery

tavern

tax collector

tea house

temple

textile shop

theatre

thieves guild

thrift store

tinker's workshop

town crier post

town square

townhall

toy store

trinket shop

warehouse

watchtower

water mill

weaver

well

wind mill

wishing well

wizard tower

Incorrect Odydiopen Quotes pt 2

Odysseus: Do you ever think before you speak?

Diomedes: I have never thought about anything, fuck you

Odysseus: *smol and buff*

Diomedes: *has a thing for Odysseus’s buffness*

Diomedes: mild mannered and friendly like 99% of the time

Odysseus: The only bastard that can get a rise out of them

Poseidon to Odysseus: You and your dreadful little polycule haven’t seen the last of me

Penelope: I need to go into town to get some things, can you two promise me not to kill each other while I'm gone?

Diomedes: Please, we're not children.

Penelope: *suspicious glare at them before leaving*

Odysseus*the moment the front door closes*: Eat shit and die.

Diomedes: Yes, fuck you too.

*comence gay laughter”

Diomedes: There will come a soldier, who carries a mighty sword, he will tear your city down, oh lei, oh lai, oh lord

Oh lei, oh lai, oh lei, oh lord, he will tear your city down, oh lei, oh lai, oh lie, oh lord

Penelope: There will come a poet, who's weapon is her word, she slay you with her tongue, oh lei, oh lai, oh lord

Oh lei, oh lai, oh lei, oh lord, she will slay you with her tongue, oh lei, oh lai, oh lei, oh lord

Odysseus:There will come a ruler, who's brow is laid in thorn, smeared with oil like David's boy, oh lei, oh lai, oh lord

Oh lei, oh lai, oh lei, oh lord, smeared with oil like David's boy, oh lei, oh lai, oh lei, oh lord

The three genders:

Penelope: Princess 

Odysseus: Slut

Diomedes: Loser

*Odydiopen at the movies*: Three tickets to Barbie

Diomedes: The best way to gain someone’s undying loyalty is by saving them from a perilous situation.

Penelope: So you’re going to wait until Ody is in danger and save him?

Diomedes: Of course not, I’m going to create a situation that puts him in danger then save him.

Penelope: …

Penelope, under her breath, snickering: oh yes, this is gonna be fun

(Normalize Diomedes being a little (huge) bastard)

Odysseus: What did you two do?

Penelope:

Diomedes:

Odysseus: you’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I need to lie to Athena again or not

My Paintings so far this year

My baby 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Ok sk i know we have a chubby asmo , levi and lucifer So lets add a chubby mammon ╰( ´•ω•)つ──☆ °.*•。♥

I been waitin for this one 😩

MC & Chubby Mammon

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The cutest tsundere you’ll ever see

Who let this absolute unit be this goddamn adorable

He’s shy so give him lots of stomach hugs and tell him how amazing he is

Wrap your arms around his neck and he’ll grab your waist and give you a little spin

Come up behind him and just squeeze him, he’ll absolutely love it but won’t show it. He’ll always have the same smile on his face though

Loves it when you wrap your arms around him and follow him everywhere, makes him feel wanted and loved

Pulls this pouty face when you pinch his cheeks, so he’s started pinching your nose as revenge

Likes it when you lie on his chest and you always tell him how fast his heartbeat is

Cuddles with him is so comfortable and warm, it’s like being around a massive puppy. His arms are always wrapped around you and if you move around, he’s back into a comfortable position to make sure you’re completely comfy in his embrace

Sometimes buries your face into his stomach for fun, just cuz he can

Nights with him are so fucking fun, he’ll come in almost every night with this shit load of food and it’s just cuddles and cheek kisses. All night.

Please don’t forget to remind him how perfect he is, he’s self conscious

HERE IS A WORKING DOWNLOAD FOR THE DSMP WORLD DOWNLOAD I HAVE TESTED IT AND IT WORKS!!!!!

update: if the mega file gives you trouble, there is a gofile upload of the world in the rbs! this link also includes a guide to using a VPN to get around mega's bs

direct gofile link, includes a trimmed-down version that is 2.54gb instead of 15.25gb

website with coordinates and download guides

Eurylochus: Captain! Something approaches...

Scylla: Hello.

Eurylochus: Oh gods! Is this why you told me to light six torches?! Do you intend to sacrifice us?!

Odysseus: Did I say torches? I meant candles.

Eurylochus: What...?

Odysseus: Just watch.

Odysseus: *faces Scylla, clears throat*

Odysseus: 🎶 There are other ways of persuasion... 🎶

Scylla: 😳😳😳

Rape Escape

Easy and very effective

Requires nothing but your body

Includes attack

Mean Girls (2004) dir. Mark Waters

okay SO we're talking dsmp as a play and I have literally been thinking about this for the best part of two years here's a thing. characters breaking the 4th wall, there are only four (during s1):

1. Dream. puppeteer-style popping in and out to change the story/make it more exciting for the audience because he's in control, he's the one who brought them here, say. doesn't directly interact with them but acknowledges them, a nod here, a wink there.

2. Techno. outright asides in the middle of dialogues scenes, never looks to the audience on the punchline but you know it's a joke for them. LOTS of soliloquies - his speech in the bunker post-manberg festival where he talks about the rocket launcher springs to mind.

3. Tommy. isn't actually aware there's an audience, mostly doing it for the bit (picked it up from Wilbur + Techno), but makes a disproportionate amount of 4th wall breaking jokes.

4. Wilbur. at the beginning of the play he is completely unaware of the audience, but as he starts to spiral he begins to see them more and more, performing to them in a way that makes sense to us but seems unnatural to the other characters. the whole 'chekhov's gun' thing is him aware that we are waiting for that outcome, in button rooms scenes he's constantly looking back for our approval. (also during his spiral you'd start to hear train sounds in his worse scenes but that's part of another post.)

anyway it is so cool we're talking about this I finally get to share my nerdery