Okay SO We're Talking Dsmp As A Play And I Have Literally Been Thinking About This For The Best Part

GUESS WHO FOUND A HANDY WEBSITE THAT'S GOT A CHEAT SHEET FOR THE OBEY ME SURPRISE GUEST INTERACTIONS?

CHECK IT⬇️⬇️⬇️

https://karasu-os.com/SurpriseGuest

karasu-os.com

Surprise Guest

An all-in-one guide for Obey Me! surprise guest interactions. Karasu's interactive guide features all characters including the demon brother

People on Twitter liked this a little bit so it's going here too

Lmao mood killer

I just decided to have a little fun with myself and ended up drawing these two idiots,lmao

awful news gamers /lh

Incorrect Odydiopen Quotes pt 2

Odysseus: Do you ever think before you speak?

Diomedes: I have never thought about anything, fuck you

Odysseus: *smol and buff*

Diomedes: *has a thing for Odysseus’s buffness*

Diomedes: mild mannered and friendly like 99% of the time

Odysseus: The only bastard that can get a rise out of them

Poseidon to Odysseus: You and your dreadful little polycule haven’t seen the last of me

Penelope: I need to go into town to get some things, can you two promise me not to kill each other while I'm gone?

Diomedes: Please, we're not children.

Penelope: *suspicious glare at them before leaving*

Odysseus*the moment the front door closes*: Eat shit and die.

Diomedes: Yes, fuck you too.

*comence gay laughter”

Diomedes: There will come a soldier, who carries a mighty sword, he will tear your city down, oh lei, oh lai, oh lord

Oh lei, oh lai, oh lei, oh lord, he will tear your city down, oh lei, oh lai, oh lie, oh lord

Penelope: There will come a poet, who's weapon is her word, she slay you with her tongue, oh lei, oh lai, oh lord

Oh lei, oh lai, oh lei, oh lord, she will slay you with her tongue, oh lei, oh lai, oh lei, oh lord

Odysseus:There will come a ruler, who's brow is laid in thorn, smeared with oil like David's boy, oh lei, oh lai, oh lord

Oh lei, oh lai, oh lei, oh lord, smeared with oil like David's boy, oh lei, oh lai, oh lei, oh lord

The three genders:

Penelope: Princess 

Odysseus: Slut

Diomedes: Loser

*Odydiopen at the movies*: Three tickets to Barbie

Diomedes: The best way to gain someone’s undying loyalty is by saving them from a perilous situation.

Penelope: So you’re going to wait until Ody is in danger and save him?

Diomedes: Of course not, I’m going to create a situation that puts him in danger then save him.

Penelope: …

Penelope, under her breath, snickering: oh yes, this is gonna be fun

(Normalize Diomedes being a little (huge) bastard)

Odysseus: What did you two do?

Penelope:

Diomedes:

Odysseus: you’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I need to lie to Athena again or not

Do I love this or hate this? Idk but it hurt

[Reimagined]

Great Celestial War where more casualties happened and the relationship between the brothers and Celestial Realm is far worsened. 

The idea has been floating in my head for a while, what if the brothers suffered more haha unless….?

bsd ships x textposts

You know how fanfic authors will over-describe their main?

Well we know Menelaus has reddish blond hair, Achilles is the most beautiful and has long, blond hair, Ajax the greater is huge and Diomedes has a foot.

Odysseus is shorter than Agamemnon, has curly blondish hair, a beard, wide shoulders, thick juicy thighs, a scar on his leg, and he seems a simpleton when he's not speaking.

I'm just saying, Homer was completely normal about Odysseus

You can’t keep brothers apart when they have instincts

Got a bribe from dear @hypnosun

I always say that I will never do something like this ever again and I have shot my foot yet again...