#undertale #undersale

girl a cold glass of milk will have me gulping and moaning like an expensive victorian whore

I need more Poppy Playtime friends

I want to aggressively throw the shit tone of art I have that I'm too fearful/lazy to show

reblog to stab poseidon🔱🩸

Smiling Critters

except they all collectively hate eachother for no apparent reason

Original images by scott forester on Twitter

Well shit, getting tagged twice? Cool

Anyway I'm tagging

@ashxrsbeloveds @boxbusiness @flwrem @incorrectobeymequotes @ikane96

Done, still fun to do

Hello moots!

Starting a loop, tagging mutuals who actually deserve the BEST!

And hopefully they tag other mutuals and continue the loop!

You guys deserve the best <3

Tagging- @ambrosia-and-nectar @mycroft-microsoft @astra2111

I feel like Diomedes sucks with children.

Telemachus would tell him "uuhh you stink" while making an over disgusted face and Diomedes would look at him dead in the eyes and reply "i fucked your dad"

How I imagine OdyDio to work out (based off of @akaittou s "Hold to your Vows)

Dio: I dont want to make you break your wedding vows-

Ody: My wife gave me leave to get fuck who I want to

Dio: Rly?

Ody: Yeah.

Dio: Oh good for m-

Ody: I never fucked a man though

Dio: ...Thats bullshit

Ody: Yeah youre right

Dio: So...who was it?

Ody: ....

Dio: 🤨

Ody: .......listen-

Dio: Ody-

Ody: ...

Dio: ...

Ody: Meneleaus

Dio: Oh, that's not sur-

Ody: ...and Agamemnon

Dio: What.

Ody: ...

Dio: Together?

Ody: ....

Dio: Oh...oh gods

Agammenon : I sleep with a knife under my pillow

Ajax : I sleep with a spear !

Odysseus : I think I win this one bc I sleep with Diomedes

Odysseus : and also he sleeps with a knife

Odysseus : I know that bc he once woke up from a nightmare and accidentally almost stabbed me in the middle of the night

Imagine a world where the Trojan war didn't happen until decades later

Telemachus is old enough to go fight with his father. He survives Troy.

But instead of Polites being the first to the cyclops it's Telemachus.

Eurylochus: Captain! Something approaches...

Scylla: Hello.

Eurylochus: Oh gods! Is this why you told me to light six torches?! Do you intend to sacrifice us?!

Odysseus: Did I say torches? I meant candles.

Eurylochus: What...?

Odysseus: Just watch.

Odysseus: *faces Scylla, clears throat*

Odysseus: 🎶 There are other ways of persuasion... 🎶

Scylla: 😳😳😳