I Know It’s Not Good And I Did It In 10 Seconds But This Is What A Tone Standoff Remind Me Of

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How quick question DBD community?

why the FUCK are y’all so horny

Giant Azul and his little eels is my new favourite thing. Protective Azul??? Yes??? Imagine he's still protective on land and then remembers everyone fears the tweels. Oh lordy if someone tried to get revenge while they were mers and the twins just hide in Azul's tentacles, and Azul is pissed.

anon.....ANON, I LOVE THIS IDEA SO MUCH- Azul's forgetting that he's a lot smaller and less intimidating on land?? nobody sees him as a threat at first glance (unlike the two skyscrapers at his side)

but in the water you better not mess with his cute little eel pets, else you want to feel the wrath of a giant octopus...

She said she gonna call the ghostbusters in me

Jedi aren’t allowed to have attachments

Therefor they’ve never had sex

All Jedi are virgins(except for Yoda)

Anakin would TOTALLY be topped by Padme

I’m legally not allowed to get mad in sea of thieves when I get boarded and killed because my dumb monkey brain can’t and won’t comprehend when someone is one my ship

Like they just pass me and I’m like “Oh hello fellow crew mate!! I thought you were bailing??” And then they hit me and I’m like

Petra seeing Crow for the first time: what the fuck is that, is that a fuckin guardian?? MARA! There's a stray guardian outside! Mara, there's a weird fuckin guardian outside! It looks- it looks like Uldren what the fuck

Savathun could gaslight me and id thank her😫

me running towards the hatch: yes yes yes yes I can get there before he closes it

wraith: no

me standing there and pointing at him: you KNOW what you did >:(

wraith hitting me before deciding to let me go: ok you did good

me: hell yeah I did good!!!! you’ve only hooked me once and everyone is dead. ok yeah I’ll open exit now

me: haha thank :)

wooo redoing the campaign cause I deleted my guardian