I Picked Up An Avocado And Started Crying

Ok I need help naming my snail after destiny people, we have

Snur

Snuldren Snov

The Snifter

Snsiris

Snara Snov

Snailus Snorn

Snominus Snaul

Snevrim Snay

Snamanda Snalliday

Snavuthun

Snaxx

Snavala

Snayde-6

And my friends contribution, Lord Snailadin

My mom says my principle’s a weenie

True fear is hearing your cat but being unable to see him

Update!

He was stuck in my closet the whole night

Savathun could gaslight me and id thank her😫

Get flashbanged loser😎

So I’m downloading Apex Legends and I want to know how seriously I should take the game. Like I suck at pvp but it looks fun. On a scale of 1-10 preferably

Jedi aren’t allowed to have attachments

Therefor they’ve never had sex

All Jedi are virgins(except for Yoda)

Anakin would TOTALLY be topped by Padme

So bad news

My teachers don’t post things at 6:00

My nasty looking ✨piss snowman✨ melted

tumblr once again gets early access to my new art