What The Plural Form Of Deer???

I just listened to levan polka for the past three hours and nothing else

I also also made a cult for our lord and savior Hatsune Miku

Conversations

Me as I hold up my keys:Don’t worry I got kiwis!

Sister as she ties her shoes:UwU

Nothing fucking funnier than my kitten peeking at me from behind a door because she looks like a stoner

Those blue eyes that all my other cats have? You can’t see hers cause her pupils take up 95% of her eyes.

She just pops up like: (●--●)

Teacher: if you won 1million dollars what would you get first and why?

Everyone else: I would invest in etc

Me: so this sounds dumber than what everyone else has said but I would buy this one worm on a string deal where I get 9 worms for $1.50. If I spent the whole of the 1million I’d get approximately 74,074 worm on a strings.

Teacher: are these real worms

Me: no these aren’t real worms

Teacher: and what purpose do these serve? Why do you want them?

Me: emotional support

me: yeah I’m ass at crucible, my aim is horrible and I’m always in the last 3

someone I’m speaking too: well at least you’re consistent <3

Get flashbanged loser😎

I saw so you need too as well

friend: if you ever need help in a game just ask me.

me: ok thank you SO MUCH for the offer but I’d rather perish than ask for help

as someone who’s learning to play Legion it’s incredibly funny when they forget I can vault