Jason Walks Into The Batcave Wearing Jorts One Day In Order To Piss Off Bruce—except Bruce Isn’t

Jason: It’s 2019 why can’t I delete people in real life?

Later

Jason: Ok. So it turns out what I was thinking of is called murder.

Life is “great” when you’re having a productive day then your power steering goes out on your new car. I’ve only had her for 2 weeks 🥺

PSA

So I’m planning on making this my personal own blog soon so all dc content will remain here but new stuff is in a new blog or page. (However this thing works)

You changed your url and theme and everything!!! You're a whole new fish! It looks great!

Thank you!! But my threats for you to do homework still stand.

@iindigodingo here ya go

fingers in his ass sunday

I done goofed up. I slept in until the afternoon on Wednesday. Took an energy drink at like 5pm the same day keep in mind I also have an 8 hour shift starting at 9am (Thursday) and I haven’t gotten a second of sleep and it’s 5:30am. I’ve got a long day ahead of me.

Activate your boops?

Boop boop

Alright. There’s a problem. Don’t make me steal Finn and Ellie or send someone after you with a spray bottle. 🙃

DO YOUR FUCKING HOMEWORK!!!

No 💜

Brotherly love ft. Tim and Jason 

Update. We’ve consider cat in the hat a horror movie now.

Our horror movie night goes with the second movie being cat in the hat and someone yelling “YOU WILL NOT SIMP FOR LIVE ACTION CAT IN THE HAT!” And someone asking if they can drink my gain laundry detergent. My response was becoming the mom friend and shouting “NNOOOOOO!!!”