Me, Whenever My Friend Experiences The Most Minor Inconvenience Or Slight: Kill? I Kill Them? I Kill

Dc: Fans made wayne family adventure comics surpass regular dc comics

My little brother (2 years old) really likes brushing his teeth cause he gets to play with the water in the sink

On the one hand, it means we don’t have to worry about his personal hygiene in that area

On the other hand, it means at about 8:40 every day he goes and stands outside the bathroom door chanting “teeth, teeth, teeth!” Over and over again

tell me it’s not only me

Top ten sentences said right before disaster(?) @lyfeindark

Throwback to the 2016 election when I fell asleep before results came in and upon waking up the next morning, blearily asked who won, blissfully unaware that everything was about to go to shit

Just finished Good Omens 2 and-

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I am NOT okay

I need fix-its and I need them NOW

catch me spending 14 hours a day on ao3 for the foreseeable future and good luck trying to get me to do anything else

Thank god it’s summer

im about 5 fucking seconds from putting the peeps in the chili pot and adding the m'n'ms.

riddle me thi- oh, wait. wrong comic franchise

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver