Top Ten Sentences Said Right Before Disaster(?) @lyfeindark

Nothing I will ever see in my whole life will ever bring me as much joy as watching my 4-month old dog try to fit her entire foot in her mouth

It’s all downhill from here

nimona (film that was saved by netflix after disney canned it along with closing the studio that was making it) and the boy and the heron (2d animated movie, the type that disney doesn't make anymore due to "limitations with the medium") getting animated feature noms at the oscars this year and not wish... bro that's funny

Me, dragging my ass out of bed to let the cat in from outside where she is currently making it sound like a dozen zombies are clawing at the wall, checking the time: Ladies and gentlemen looks like we have a new record for earliest wake up thanks to this asshole at 2:21 in the fucking mORNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING *airhorns*

they got hit with that Familial Love +2 Modifier

riddle me thi- oh, wait. wrong comic franchise

Torture to be a fan of any exotic animal when it's like. 90% of the footage of them is gonna be from dodo videos of people illegally keeping them as housepets . Really wish I could enjoy this video of a lynx but I also kinda wish everyone involved would die

looked up my symptoms on webmd and it turns out i have an ancient ancestral curse that has been passed down my bloodline for generations

me, whenever my friend experiences the most minor inconvenience or slight: kill? I kill them? I kill for you? kill? yes? murder? kill? bite? kill?

Miss Piggy's response to misogyny and fatphobia is physical violence and I think we should all take something from that