Upcoming Villain In Gotham: If Only We Knew Batman's Identity! Then We Could Just Go To His House And-

posted this over on twitter so u may have it here too <3

This genre of guy is so special to me

Me finding a Giant Motherfucking Spider™️ in the bathroom and deliberately leaving it alone so that my wuss siblings might find it later and pay me to kill it for them

Miss Piggy's response to misogyny and fatphobia is physical violence and I think we should all take something from that

Every once in a while you’ll be having a nice family dinner and your mom will remind you that she reads Pride and Prejudice fanfiction in a casual conversation and continue with her thought like she hasn’t thrown everybody for a loop again

There are three kinds of LGBT headcanons:

Actual queer coding / metaphors ("Nimona is trans because her creator made her as a way to express his feelings as a trans person")

Vibes ("Link is genderless because I said so")

It's funny ("Phoenix Wright is asexual because he's the Ace Attorney")

Cleaning with ADHD all about momentum. Its like being a shark, if you stop moving you just straight up die.