"Why Don't People Recognize Link In TOTK" Bc Everyone Imagines The Legendary Swordsman To Be Built Like

On the one hand, having a puppy is great. On the other hand, have you ever had to pry open a hyperactive puppy’s mouth full of sharp-as-fuck baby teeth and pull out a saliva covered used bandaid from ages past? Because that shit is nasty

Every once in a while you’ll be having a nice family dinner and your mom will remind you that she reads Pride and Prejudice fanfiction in a casual conversation and continue with her thought like she hasn’t thrown everybody for a loop again

Nimona spoilers!!!

Aight listen. I’m aro ace. Not even a little bit attracted to men. Never have been, never will be.

But.

If Ballister Boldheart looked at me like THIS???

I would fold in HALF. I’d cave in SECONDS. I’d give this man the whole fucking WORLD.

And he’s not even *my* boyfriend.

Ambrosius. What the fuck.

What the fuck Ambrosius???

You’re telling me that the LOVE of your LIFE looks at you like THIS

AND YOU REALLY STILL THINK THAT HES A MURDERER???!?!???????

BOY ARE YOU BLIND

Anyway that is all

sometimes we (i) forgot

Playing Among Us with my brother is so fucking funny because he omits the truth and embelleshes things in discussions to make himself seem less sus but only when he really is a crewmate? And then he gets caught in the lie and of course we throw him out and he’s innocent every time? And he just Doesn’t Do That as the imposter so whenever he’s not acting suspicious we’re just like ‘should we vote him out or is he just getting better at being a not-sus crewmate’ and it’s hysterical

i bring a "they shouldnt have that wild animal in their house" sort of vibe to the conversation that enjoyers of cute animal videos dont really like

Continuation of my sirens post, and a friendly reminder that batman isn’t on the side of the law, he’s on the side of justice

being haunted by a person you’ve never met and never will, someone you’ll never actually be

but you’ve got people who love you, maybe it’s gonna be okay

Are Pinky and the Brain still trying to take over the world? Because at this point, I'm willing to hear the Brain's platform.