My Mom, At The Store: *wearing A Mask*

Torture to be a fan of any exotic animal when it's like. 90% of the footage of them is gonna be from dodo videos of people illegally keeping them as housepets . Really wish I could enjoy this video of a lynx but I also kinda wish everyone involved would die

On the one hand, having a puppy is great. On the other hand, have you ever had to pry open a hyperactive puppy’s mouth full of sharp-as-fuck baby teeth and pull out a saliva covered used bandaid from ages past? Because that shit is nasty

February 16th-22nd is Aromantic Spectrum Awareness Week.

(ID: an image with a green background, white text says "Aromantic Spectrum Awareness Week", black text below says "February 16-22" and "Celebrating the aro spectrum community." The the right are the gray aromantic and aromantic pride flags with photo-like frames.)

Spent tonight doing Christmas Shit™ despite it being November because it has been a tough year and if we wanna put a tree up and make sugar cookies a month early we fuckin will

The Perfect Explanation of Privilege – In One Powerful Punchline

“The Pencilsword” is a comic strip by Toby Morris, an illustrator from New Zealand. His most recent comic, “On a Plate” hits hard at the heart of the issues of concerning wealth and privilege.

How many times have you heard the “I’ve never been handed anything on a platter” argument in regard to social security and other social benefits?

Toby wrecks this argument by showing how two children can grow up, be loved and supported, and yet still have two very different outcomes.

Make sure to follow all the way to the end for the powerful punchline. This comic is an increasingly sad reality for far too many of this nation’s children and families.

the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable

Nothing I will ever see in my whole life will ever bring me as much joy as watching my 4-month old dog try to fit her entire foot in her mouth

It’s all downhill from here

My mom, 4 different bags of candy in her arms, spotting a ghost-shaped cookie cutter: oooh! Let’s make GHOST COOKIES

My brother, 17 years old but 49 in spirit: mom. You have so much stuff to do in preparation for the Halloween party tomorrow, we don’t have time for- mom. Mom p l e a s e-

As the couch potato sibling of the overachiever to end all overachievers, having a higher gpa than him does wonders for the inferiority complex