It's Kind Of Crazy The Difference Between How House Treats Wilson When He Thinks He's Dying Vs How House

actually the true plot of mouthwashing is about a man who was driven insane by his horsefucking fetish and had to take it out on everyone else instead of getting a tail plug and leather ears

MCU movies they should stop making

All of them

Marvel movies they SHOULD be making:

Deadpool vs the HOA

Deadpool gets hired as a high school girls' synchronized swim team coach

Deadpool enters an international Mahjong tournament

Deadpool corners the market on luxury pigeon breeding

“we hear the wilderness and it hears us” in your kitchen?? in new jersey? ok sure

No, you misunderstood. When I said I can’t feel romantic or sexual attraction I wasn’t complaining, I was bragging.

sketch of my beautiful wife (and the gremlins)

In one of my dnd sessions one of the players was trying to figure out how to read a compass and rolled a nat 1 so he forgot what a compass was even tho he made it and dropped it and broke it

“Fucking idiots” I mutter to myself while reading (for the millionth time) about two dumbasses clearly in love with each other CONVINCED that their feelings are one sided

Max “I am expecting you to betray me.” In Dirty Girl then Grace literally hooking up with him to banish him oh I’m laughing so hard