Sketch Of My Beautiful Wife (and The Gremlins)

Ok but the Beanie's scene in NPMD is so fucking funny. Like "If I Loved You" is all good fun, but zoom out into the full context of the scene and it's SO funny. Picture it- You're Emma Perkins, and this dude who comes in basically every day has finally found an excuse to give you his number. It's clunky, but it's cute, and the guy seems nice enough, so you start chatting and then this fucking kid yells at the top of his lungs at you about his hot chocolate. Asshole takes it and nervously thanks you, then he sits down with who you're pretty sure is the mayor's kid? Whatever, none of your business, so you turn back to Paul and try to have a conversation but you can't focus because these fucking teenagers won't shut up this is not a very big shop they know they are very audible right??? Cut back over to the teens in question and they are INSISTING, VERY LOUDLY, that they DO NOT like each other and in fact they're NOT even real friends and the other one should GO AWAY! But also every time they start trying to intimidate or prove a point they immediately have to turn around in the middle of the argument because they're beet fucking red, and the girl is literally fanning herself and the dude is doing a double take at the wall every time they make eye contact But NO!!! THEY DON'T!! THEY DON'T LIKE EACH OTHER EVEN A LITTLE BIT!!!

player in my party:(stabs his short sword into a cultist and drags it up pulls it out of the cultist with a stone heart on the end of it mortal kombat style)

Dm: do you want to throw it at one of the cultist or keep it or give it to someone

Player:give it to someone

Me: can I have it

(He gave it to me and now its in a jar in my inventory)

what the fuck is wrong with wilson. why was bro willing to pay $1K for house to get back his bloodstained carpet ??? and then convinced cuddy to get it back for him by telling her he’s probably autistic, dude.

QPRs are so fucking awesome are you telling me I get to be someone's lame ass boyfriend without actually having to date them???

how could you hate these beautiful women😞

episode 8

watching people trying to argue morality over characters from YELLOWJACKETS is so exhausting PICK your favourite cannibal and BE QUIET