When I Live In VTMB World I Will Eat The Cereal COOOT OHOCULO And Drink Liquid DemonSeed While Reading

God help us all-

Knowing what a wonderful sire Hazel is, my girl Arianna from MCR girlie will turn into Ethel Cain eventually

The life of being non-native English speaker and learning English on your own is so funny, because your brain views this language in a completely different way, and it feels like a constructor that allows you to express your thoughts more directly than you could in your native one.

there is something so romantic about vampirism as a whole. like yes i can have your body but i crave something beyond your looks. i crave what's inside of you, what keeps you alive. i have to bathe my tongue in your most valuable essence, my fangs like blades have to know how your flesh tastes like

So...

I wrote a 41 page fanfiction about ShadowFaerie (which was originally intended to be a 3-4 mini 💀), how they started being together, how they... uh, let's say, «parted ways» and how did Elder Faerie spend his entire life after Shadow Milk's imprisonment. Very emotional, sometimes disturbing (that's why it's rated R, because of violence) and absolutely incomprehensible to read.

I just didn't post it on AO3 because I'm not sure about it at all and I need to have some time to translate it to English. I'm just not sure if it will add another proof of this ship being toxic. Just needed to get it out of my system, nwm.

sportacus vs homelander

Transformers Prime is a series about the dangers of drugs through showing how Starscream is slowly going crazy because of them.

There's something... deeply unserious in how we collectively view Sebastian LaCroix in contrast of how he might've actually been based on his actions

Because everyone agrees that this man just radiates The French Gay™ atmosphere 7 miles around his tower, right? Well, the only instances of him having sex in the lore were with women: Jeanette and (possibly) Ming Xiao (based on Malkavian PC lines to her, though it's questionable)

So it's possible that while the White Wolf intended to make him the generic straight European man, we, deciding as a fandom, that he can't be anything but a walking fruit salad, missed one crucial point about his character: it actually doesn't matter what he was, because first and foremost

LaCroix is just a slut. And that's beautiful ⚰️💥

Shadow Milk big naturals when

It's a bit silly, but I remember a year ago I compared the whole Beast-Yeast with Silmarillion for some reason, calling Elder Faerie Manwë Cookie

Well, that's literally what Maiar from there did: shapeshift