I Cannot Explain It But These All Have The Same Vibes

After spending what feels like a lifetime in my VtM echo chamber, looking at the other vampire media almost feels like blasphemy. You feel lost and confused like a mole crawling out into the sun (pun intended) for the first time. What do you mean, the concept of the Masquerade isn't even present most of the time? What do you mean, you don't have to wait patiently for about 20-30 years and then ask your local authorities permission to Embrace somebody?? Wait, there are no limits to siring??! And the sun might not even kill you??!?!

sportacus vs homelander

Still don't know if it's accurate enough but I got the impression-

sometimes a family is you, a college student with a side shave and a hero complex, a music producer who doesn’t know how to keep a secret, a hot, haunted fashion designer, her bizarre psychosexual relationship with her perfume line, an ugly bald asshole, his rotating cast of black hoodies, an albino witch with extremely questionable taste in men, a businesswoman with a karen cut, a high schooler who played a plague tale: innocence one time and decided hugo had the right idea, a white cop who everyone thinks is trustworthy for some reason, 3 concerningly hardcore harry potter stans, a boomer with multicoloured hair, and some weird guy who lives on the beach and needs therapy more than any of his friends and associates combined

it's so important to me that aegnor is the most beautiful ethereal elf you've ever seen and andreth is like. ok. no facial features that really grab anyone's attention

what draws aegnor to her is all the things about her that seem to contradict each other. the way she looks so at home in middle earth, so at one with the heather as her bed and the stars as jewels in her hair, when aegnor knows her fëa is not of middle earth. the way she is so young compared to him, yet the way she talks with such knowledge and heaviness, and the way her eyes hint at memory long before her years, but memory that weighs on her and lends wisdom and passion to her words all the same.

he cannot help but be bewitched by her, to try to make sense of her, while knowing every glance he steals of her in the still water of the lake brings him closer to his doom. he looks anyway

kids these days have it so easy. not only do all actors ship the gay ships they’re part of, some of them ship them even harder than the fans do. back in my day we got hatecrimed by jensen ackles at fan conventions.

This scene is literally

vtm t swift parody that everyone wanted to read <3 enjoy DRAIN THE SOUL (shake it off)

I stay out too late Got souls' in my brain they got stuff to say, mm-mm they got stuff to say, mm-mm I diablorize neonates (Haha) But I can't end their soul, mm mm. and they got stuff to say, mm-mm they got stuff to say, mm-mm But I keep drainin' Can't stop, won't stop feedin' It's like I got this soul in my mind Sayin', "It's gonna be alright" 'Cause the beasts gonna play, play, play, play, play And the elders gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate Baby, I'm just gonna drain drain drain drain I drain the soul, I drain the soul, Archons gonna hunt hunt hunt hunt hunt hunt hunt And the fledlings gonna hide hide hide hide hide hide hide Baby, I'm just gonna drain drain drain drain I drain the soul, I drain the soul, I never miss a sip I'm lightnin' with my teeth And that's what they don't see, mm-mm That's what they don't see, mm-mm I'm feedin' on my own (feedin' on my own) I make the rules up as I go (rules up as I go) And that's what they don't know, mm-mm That's what they don't know, mm-mm But I keep drainin' Can't stop, won't stop feedin' It's like I got this soul in my mind Sayin', "It's gonna be alright" Hey, hey, hey Just think, while you've been gettin' down and out about the elders And the dirty, dirty cam of the world You could've been gettin' down With the. sa. bbat. My sire brought his new fledling She's like, "Oh my God," but I'm just gonna drain And to the fella over there with the hella good blood Won't you come on over, baby? We can drain drain drain Yeah, oh-oh, oh

I just so love it when people try to call trans people «transformers🤪» as an insult as if the transformers fandom wasn't one of the most diverse and inclusive and had the entire lore built on LGBTQ rep (I can't even think of any continuity that didn't have it implied that gender- and sexuality diversity is canon, like they're alien robots why would they even identify with our «traditional» definitions in the first place, that doesn't even make sense-)

Thinking obsessively about a FNAF hurt/comfort fix-it AU where Jeremy not only survives the Bite of '87, but also remains lucky enough to retain the ability to function normally and come out of the story relatively unscathed, and Mike, who ran away thinking he killed Jeremy, having drawn him into his family machinations, falls into the hands of the Foundation from the YouTube series MD-PTV, where Jeremy finally finds him after years of searching for him in different cities and states, Michael is shocked to see 30 years later his high school sweetheart, who hasn't forgotten about him not for a moment and who was never able to let go or replace him and searched for him his entire life

They reunite and Jeremy refuses to leave the Foundation and lives in a chamber with Michael, helping them in the investigation of MCI and the search for Springtrap, in the end all of them are breaking free after all and the story continues as in the canon, but in Pizzeria Simulator Michael leaves from a burning building with Jeremy, who convinced him that he could still live at least part of his life happily and with him; they move into his house, Jeremy helps him take care of himself, taking into account all the conditions of his decomposing body, they get several cats, Mike finds part-time work as a designer (additionally, Agent Crane visits them from time to time) and they even fulfill Mike’s dream of going on vacation a couple of times and they live happily ever after is there any hope for me