Ain't No Way Afton's Personal Hell Is Jennifer's Body 💀💅

realest shit

this sucks so bad i need to (remembers suicide jokes only make my mental health worse) recover the Ankaran sarcophagus

Nines is Hello Kitty then

when i live in VTMB world i will eat the cereal COOOT OHOCULO and drink Liquid DemonSeed while reading my favorite magazines DEAD BIRD, Worm, and chin

fun facts about ukrainian vampires (opyr)

• opyri can be of two origins: born and made. made opyri are made by witches, who can smear a baby with blood of a man who went to sleep without praying, thus making the child an opyr.

• opyri have two souls. when opyr dies, only one soul goes to the otherworld. this is why they continue living after death. they aren't immortal though, and only live post-death for seven years. you can presume the person who died was an opyr and will return later if right after their death was a great storm.

• they are very merry fellas and are known to sing, dance and play musical instruments. you can see them partying if you go to the village border at midnight. they also can be spotted smoking a pipe while laying in their coffin.

• opyr can turn into variety of different things: a child, a white or a black dog, a cat, a wolf, a horseman.

• if someone sneezes and you don't respond with "bless you" such person can become an easy target for opyr.

• to get rid of the opyr, you must take them into your arms and carry them across the town or village three times. classical stake to the heart works too.

Look I'm sorry I don't know how did I come up with this idea but- now I want VTMB update in Kingdom

It's always "World of darkness isn't supposed to be happy" this and "vampires are monsters" that. Wrong. Why be vampire if not to find eternal love??? Hmm??? HMMMM??! Check mate WOD.

Obsessed with vampires but specifically when they're really pathetic

My emo teenage self would never think I'd ever say something like this, but now, at my 21'st birthday, I'm so glad to be alive and still be here!! Still don't feel like I'm an adult now, but my parents said it'll come

An observation

You can't tell me they aren't the same people

for the 3 lacroix fuckers in the world