Latest Posts by er-the-surgeon - Page 2

if anyone needs me. i will be in the corner. contemplating the characters

Kinda crazy how quickly the second half of a college semester turns you into a shell of a person

honestly look at the bright side at least you’re not 14

I’M NOT FOURTEEN!!!!!!

wymack: neil please, for the love of god don’t start anything with riko tonight

neil: ok I swear

also neil, two minutes later upon making eye contact with riko:

People on twitter “omg I hope one day we get an Andrew pov.” I actually don’t want that ever bc I’m pretty sure I’ll drive my car to a lake and put a brick on the gas pedal

Don’t even get me started on this fucking freak.

Bro’s dogs are absolutely GRIPPING that chair

Started reading Death Note for the first time and man, I gotta give it up for my guy Ryuk. Man showed up blinged out and seems to barely have a clue what’s going on. He has no dog in this fight. Just gonna watch this teenager try to become god and look cool as hell while doing it

Started reading Death Note for the first time and man, I gotta give it up for my guy Ryuk. Man showed up blinged out and seems to barely have a clue what’s going on. He has no dog in this fight. Just gonna watch this teenager try to become god and look cool as hell while doing it

brat summer is over, let witch bitch autumn begin

Can you perform evil surgery/lobotomy on me as a patient RP?

Fucking go for it… the doctor will see you now

Parasite

If you type Weird into the computer you get Weird Al trapped inside…

T. J. Eckleburg

(cover free version on my profile!!)

So I decided to read Book of Bill and managed to finish right before the countdown ended

Celebrations during USA vs Germany - 07.28.24

are you normal, or are you trying to watch tennis, archery, rugby, fencing, kayaking, skateboarding, basketball, gymnastics, and swimming at the same time?

I have so many aftg wips that will never be done, here's one

neil josten is like “not fight, not flight, but secret third option: fight and flight” my man stirs up trouble and then immediately books it

deae_lunae on twitter and instagram

rereading the foxhole court is so funny. like Andrew took one look at Neil and was like "idk what the fuck this kid is so paranoid for but he should not be planning to flee for his life. his ass should be in the CLUB"

aftg from anybody else's perspective would have neil as like. this skittish weird kid who looks like we pulled him out of a dumpster turns out to be actually kind of badass and woah has he secretly been this cool and planned out the whole time?

but it's so important that its from neils pov because we get to know that he actually is a weirdo who's having a panic attack 90% of the time and the other 10% he's serving cunt on accident

Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?

is that a bug

theres bikes around the city you can rent but you have to use an app that needs your drivers license. theres buses that drive right to your destination, but if you dont have change you need the app. you can wash your car here if you sign into the app. you can go to the bathroom here you just have to unlock it with the app that needs your location on. you can order at this restaurant if you scan the code and download the app. im losing my freaking mind

cant stop thinking about this video

my aftg fancast if anyone wants to see !

kermit the frog as andrew minyard

kermit the frog as renee walker

kermit the frog as kevin day

kermit the frog as nicky hemmick

kermit the frog as allison reynolds

kermit the frog as aaron minyard

kermit the frog as neil josten

[i still have 2 find matt & dan]