If You Type Weird Into The Computer You Get Weird Al Trapped Inside…

fighting for my life online as a fob and mcr fan right now

Okay, with Alfred Molina fucking NAILING his reprise of Doc Oc, I implore you to check out Angie Tribeca. It is such a hilarious show and his part as Dr Edelweiss is insanely funny. It’s got airplane-esque humor with a great cast and the fact that it only got 4 seasons is a crime

New fave account. Touring paramore members have the best vibes

Walking around my college campus and looking at the different students is like:

Student A: A literal child

Student B: A grown man with a mortgage and 401k

Then it turns out B is a freshman and A is a senior

i have straught up been writing a report on a beetle for 5 and a half hours and i’m not even done and then i have another one that’s also due, but that one is on radishes, because fuck me, right? fuck my whole stupid life and stupid degree

Like bro, this kid is crying absolutely destroyed in every movie. I want a scene for him where he can just straight up sock people without being verbally driven into the ground.

Most of the adult male characters who interact with Peter Parker: 🤗 lemme gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss, mansplain, and manipulate this literal child

Exceptions to this that I can think of rn, the malewives:

Happy Hogan, Tobey and Andrew (duh), most of the NWH villains somehow, and the teachers from Far From Home

People on twitter “omg I hope one day we get an Andrew pov.” I actually don’t want that ever bc I’m pretty sure I’ll drive my car to a lake and put a brick on the gas pedal

High as fuck and I thought the first one was “sorry dentist I forgot my teeth”

i love you and we will make it thru this together