Me In The Dentist’s Office When All My Normal Person Clothes Are Dirty:

I actually think there should be more street justice at the Academy Awards, keeps you humble

less “if you see a man and woman together at pride be nice! they could be bi/pan/trans/ace/aro” and more “stop gendering strangers to harass them anywhere, but especially at pride holy shit”

The fact that the writers could have so easily made Hobie and Miles rivals in a love triangle with Gwen, but instead made them bros with Miles talking about how cool Hobie is and Hobie joining the Miles Defense Squad fills my heart with joy

now that's what i call a solid plan

thought this scene could use some background music

Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from "banal" to "insightful" on the input side and "kind of deep" to "incredibly fucking dumb" on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.

Happy March 32nd!

High as fuck and I thought the first one was “sorry dentist I forgot my teeth”

i love you and we will make it thru this together

So basically a bunch of redditors decided to fuck around, unionized, and bought a bunch of Gamestop stock. This gave impressions it would do well, which caused other people to buy it and then more people to buy it, which drove the price higher and higher (from like $20 to $162 a share).

But there are lots of rich people and hedge funds who bet against Gamestop (pandemic and online downloads) and didn't account for redditors with a little bit of individual money unionizing and fucking around with them and their money, so the rich people are pissed at the poor people for behaving irresponsibly and making them lose money on their gamble.

(It's fine when the rich unionize and fuck us over, but not when we do it to them.)

“Living my best life <3”

“Lucius is drowning.”

“This ain’t about him.”