Entropydropstozero - Not So Aesthetic Human

Did I ever tell yall about this yoohankim paramedic crack AU that I did? Its a crack au where hsy and yjh's first meeting with kdj is during an incident where kdj went into cardiac arrest and they both manage to resuscitate him, only to find out he had a DNR order form on him. Thus, an unconventional friendship was born!

Featuring:

Kim Dokja, a seemingly normal salary man who actually has a debilitating heart condition. His condition makes life extremely difficult to live with. As such, dude just wants to pass peacefully if his time (though expectedly) short does come. Although, luck doesn't seem to be on his side recently and the poor man never seems to know rest at all.

Advanced Care Paramedic Yoo Joonghyuk, a veteran who has a talent for 'reviving' patients from the brink of death. Being in the emergency healthcare profession for many years, this man has seen everything and done everything. Virtually nothing could faze this man. Under his care, you're sure to be given a detour to the afterlife. Some say this is due to his godly looks, some say its be of his adept skills and instincts. Who knows, though he has certainly adopted the moniker of 'God's Favourite'.

Emergency Medical Technician Han Sooyoung, fairly new as a paramedic (has about 2-3 years of experience so far) but shows great intuition and efficiency. Although gossip amongst the personnel say the only reason she chose to be a paramedic is to witness the drama that comes with the profession. Despite all that, her quick wit and predictive abilities makes her the perfect partner-in-crime to help aid in saving your buddies from the brink of death.

Also, here's the POV from kdj's side—

And some good ol' buddy-cop-esque interactions between yjh and hsy

Ok new fic idea

Bruce gets transported to another dimension where everything is normal. There’s no magic, there’s no vigilantism, no super hero’s

Also his parents are alive

And he’s freaking the absolute fuck out, he’s trying to explain everything and say he’s not suppose to be there and they’re like, “uhhh, let’s call Clark?” And Bruce is like, “YES LETS CALL CLARK”

And Clark and Diana come over and they’re like, “Bruce you good??”

And Bruce is flipping his shit explaining to them, then he smacks the shot out of Clark and everyone is like, “BRUCE WHAT THE FUCK??” And Clark has a nose bleed and Bruce is just standing there freaking out more

Then suddenly he’s like, “where are my children??” And they’re like, “what children? Bruce you have no children?”

And Bruce is like, “My children I adopted! I have 6 kids! 7 of o count Stephanie and I do! WHERES MY KIDS. Talia! Talia I’ll get Talia, she and Ra’s have to understand”

And they’re like, “who????” And Bruce is like, “the mother of my child? The one who got away? We couldn’t agree on certain things. Like not murdering people or taking over the world”

And basically everything is like, “Bruce has lost his shit” meanwhile THAT Bruce is now is the Batman timeline and HES freaking the fuck out. Everyone is freaking the fuck out because that’s not Bruce, and poor Bruce is like, “I’m not ready to be a father??”

But then OUR Bruce is like, “ok I’ll actually prove it” and takes off his shirt and shows all his scars and everyone is like, “holy shit. What is happening?? You’re definitely not Bruce??”

Basically a want all hell to break and Constantine come son and fixes it the end

a cereal box

my friend just told me that there's a secret second dashboard that solely contains posts from people you've turned on post notifications for, and when i click the link in the messages it opens it within the tumblr app, so the tumblr app also has a secret second dashboard for post notification blogs, and the only way to access it is to open the link for it within the app.

i literally love tumblr

Ok who was gonna tell me The 7th Loop was getting an anime because I had no idea like WHAT!?!?!?!?!

I posted 517 times in 2021

332 posts created (64%)

185 posts reblogged (36%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 0.6 posts.

I added 619 tags in 2021

#wppyart - 139 posts

#bruharvey - 116 posts

#harvey dent - 97 posts

#jason todd - 55 posts

#jaydick - 54 posts

#bruce wayne - 50 posts

#jason dent au - 49 posts

#twobats - 24 posts

#wppyrec - 18 posts

#dick grayson - 17 posts

Longest Tag: 90 characters

#also thanks too all you sweethearts who indulge me in this very self indulgent au ❤️❤️❤️❤️

My Top Posts in 2021

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Yo I can’t stop thinking about how in your Jason is Harvey’s son au, Bruce and Harvey must see themselves and their relationship reflected in Jason and Dick, and it probably makes them super regretful

Anon, you’re a person after my own heart!!!  ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️

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#4

An Epiphany™

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See the full post

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Always

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#1

There's that tiddies meme going around and that's Jason's reputation...... right?

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I had to get this out of my system if you couldn't tell...

Based on this post.

JAYDICK EXCHANGE: AUGUST 31

[ ❤ Works posted so far! ❤ ]

WE’RE AT 102 EXCHANGE WORKS FOR 2020 YOUR CREATIVE POWER CANNOT BE CONTAINED! I cannot stress how amazing this number is as we only had 71 sign ups. That’s a lot of treats from some very amazing artists and writers.  Please continue to add your stories and artwork to the collection! It’s always open. If you’d like your treat included in our promotional posts, please have it completed before midnight EST September 3.

Here are today’s fanworks! Please leave a comment and kudos for the author if you enjoy their work. Authors/artists will be revealed September 3rd…ISH!

If this room was burning (I wouldn’t even notice) by anonymous for pissvinegarandacrowbar [FIC, Mature, No Warnings Apply, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Post-Game(s), Developing Relationship, Angst, Implied - Friends with Benefits

Summary: Ever since Knightfall, Dick has felt like the floor is on the ceiling and everything he’s holding onto is slipping through his fingers. But tonight Penguin has decided to throw a party in Gotham, and Dick is furious and looking for a good time.

He’d Trade His Guns For Love by anonymous for strikeyourcolors [FIC, Explicit, No Warnings Apply, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Thieves, Con Artists, Casual Sex, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Hand Jobs, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Complicated Relationships, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot

Summary:  Moments later, Dick has made his way through the crowd and is hanging off Jason’s shoulder, whispering into Jason’s ear, his breath tickling the short hairs at the nape of Jason’s neck. “If you’re here for good old Kathy’s trinkets,” he purrs, “then, ohh, Little Wing, I’m afraid I beat you to the punch on that one.”

Dick butts into one of Jason’s meticulously planned scores and gets “punished” appropriately.

Perfect Day by anonymous for Hedgebelle [FIC, Teen, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Fluff, Humor, Weddings, Groomzilla, Wedding Planning, Wedding Night, Kissing, JayDick Summer Exchange

Summary: “I ordered white lilies, not pink! How do you think my fiance will feel when he walks out here for his big day and sees these monstrosities instead of his favorite Easter lilies? Are you trying to ruin our whole wedding with your incompetence?” 

The florist looks like he might piss himself. Dick rushes over before things get any more out of hand.

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It turns out Jason is a bit uptight about making everything perfect for his and Dick’s big day. It’s up to Dick to prevent his fiance from having an aneurysm, and from possibly murdering a florist…

Lazarus by anonymous for 3ssen [ART, Teen, No Warnings Apply, Dick Grayson & Jason Todd] 

Additional Tags: Post-Apocalypse, Steampunk, Alternate Universe, Pre-SlashFanart

Summary: There’s a boy in the Wastelands, unaging, preserved in the bright, green fluid of the Lazarus Cores - the last human from Before the End.

you can mend a heart that’s frail and torn (i’m worn) by anonymous for DDDemosthenes_1986 [FIC, Mature, No Warnings, Dick Grayson/ Jason Todd] 

Additional Tags: Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Post-Red Hood and the Outlaws #25, Jason Todd Deserves Better, Jason Todd Needs A Hug, Jason Todd Has Daddy Issues, Protective Dick Grayson, Dick Grayson Has Daddy Issues, Pre-SlashSelf-Esteem Issues, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Past Character Death, Trauma, Aftermath of Violence, Angst with a Happy Ending, Pining Dick Grayson, Jason Todd Feels, Hurt Jason Todd, POV Dick Grayson, Bruce Wayne is a Bad Parent, Dick Grayson cares, References to Forever Evil (Comics)References to Nightwing #30

Summary: “My biggest mistake was coming back. That made me human. That made me not perfect. That hurt his rep, ruined the pretty little tale he’d conjured in his head. His little pedestal he’d build for self-flagellation after patrol. Don’t you see Dickie? The whole family loved me as a corpse. They didn’t love me when I came back filling graves with criminals. Even you…”

Jason gives a self-depreciating laugh, hugging himself and looking down.

“Even you.”

A Good Soldier but not A Good Son.

***

Not all wounds are skin deep, and some conversations have been a long time coming.

May We Together (Become Greater Than the Sum of Both of Us) by anonymous for MFLuder [ART, GEN, No Warnings, Dick Grayson & Jason Todd] 

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Star Trek Fusion, Vulcan Jason Todd, Betazoid Dick Grayson, Alternate Universe - Space, Xenolinguist Jason Todd, Engineer Jason Todd, Command Track Dick Grayson, Diplomat Dick Grayson, TOS/AOS uniforms bc reasons, reasons being, jason in red and death jokes, and also command gold has a nice ring to it, Shippy Gen, Fanart

Summary:  Starfleet Cadets Jason Todd and Dick Grayson celebrate a successful mission simulation.

The Edge of Heaven by anonymous for slifer the sky noodle [FIC, Explicit, No Warnings,  JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Alpha!Dick Grayson, Alpha!Jason Todd, Anal Sex, Knotting, Dick in Lingerie, Dirty Talk, Buttplugs, Unconventional Relationship, Omegaverse

Summary: for the JayDick Exchange 2020 prompt: Alpha Jason and alpha dick, teeeeensiiiion and dick likes taking knots?? Thank u god bless

if I could tell you I would let you know by anonymous for solomonara [Teen, No Warnings Apply, Dick Grayson & Jason Todd]

Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Hurt Jason Todd, Protective Dick Grayson, Pre-Slash, could be gen too

Summary: Jason sits up slowly, letting the comforter fall away to reveal bandages criss crossing his whole torso. There’s no way he did them himself. Besides not remembering it, the way they were wrapped suggests someone else’s hands. The question now is who.

The bedroom door opens at that moment, and Dick Grayson steps in.

Like a Dark-Haired Rapunzel by anonymous for Zillabird [ART, Teen, No Warnings Apply, Dick Grayson/Jason Todd]

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Mythology, Alternate Universe - Historical, Indian mythology - Freeform, Shahnameh, Zal and Rudabeh, Fluff, Long Hair, Jason Todd has Long Hair, Jason Todd is a Prince, (ess), Dick Grayson is also a Prince, Boys Kissing, A lot of research went into this okay, Fanart

Summary: The lonely, sheltered, handsome Prince Jason meets Dick - also handsome, also a Prince, but very much the successor of his father’s sworn enemy.

It’s love at first sight.

Cleaning Teams by anonymous for prompt_fills [Fic, General Audiences, No Warnings Apply, Dick Grayson & Jason Todd]

Additional Tags: Batfamily (DCU), Sibling Bonding

Summary: Short drabble of the Batkids attempting to clean the manor for Alfred.

Can I just take a moment of silence and marvel the work of this marvelous artist/poet? She is an amazing girl of multipe talents. 

Agape

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Reblogging this because I can't click a screenshot and I need this post in my life

You know what the batfam fandom don’t have enough headcanon about??? Gotham academy school plays and performances!!!

Bruce and Alfred showing up to all of Dicks talent shows and gymnastic competitions and the musical performances. And then later on Dick shows up to watch his younger siblings along with Bruce and Alfred.

And there just is a tradition that when ever there is a performance or a show or anything like that in school the whole Wayne family just shows up to watch it. No matter what else is going on.

Also?? Bruce getting into fights with PTA mums over who gets to sit in the front??

Dick and Jason shooting off a confetti canon when Tim finishes his mandatory music performance as a freshmen???

Damian almost jumping off stage to strangle Tim when he starts filming him preforming???

The entire family dressing up like they were going to the meet gala just to go watch Cass dance ballet???

Alfred practicing with who ever got a new role in a play??

Jason ALWAYS showing up to help people with their Shakespeare plays BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO DO IT RIGHT (even if they didn’t want his help (Especially when they didn’t want his help))

Dick teaching all of his siblings about showmanship

The mandatory bat burger stop on their way home???

Stories getting repeated every time of the one year Jason yeeted the Skull from his reenactment of Hamlet into The riddlers face when he tried to take them hostage???

Bruce donating a ridiculous sum of money every year to Gotham art and theatre departments just so he is sure they will keep making performances so he can go watch his kids have fun and be normal. (Also so Alfred can take a million photos he can hide on the bat computer )

Cursed movie nights where they watch all the home videos of all the performances over the years.

+ Alfred pulling out Bruce’s old performances

+ Bruce finding Alfreds old theatre performances

+ Tim and Damian arguing over who played Macbeth the best while Jason and Dick are both loosing their shit laughing at the costumes.

Anyway I feel like this has a lot of potential.