Ok New Fic Idea

JayDick

The Bats are a family of detectives, hence why they do not tell each other anything. They just full expect each other to find out or somehow know, which they do. The problem is, not everyone is a Bat and that leads to funny misunderstandings and totally preventable shenanigans like Red Hood being arrested by the JL.

RH: Hey, not cool. You totally just blew my undercover operative.

JL: Excuse me??

NW: Yo, what gives man? He worked on that for three months. Also, why is my baby brother locked up?

RR, hacking the Watchtower: Ay yo, RH, what are you doing in space? Agent A is upset you missed book club.

JL: What is happening?

B: Hey, Robin wants to spar with y’all . Wait, is that Red Hood? Why have you locked up my son?

R: Tt, Hood, why haven’t you escaped yet? Those handcuffs shouldn’t be capable of restraining for more than thirty seconds.

RH: Honestly, I just wanted some answers and space is pretty cool

JL: ????? SON???? Red Hood, the crime lord, who is somehow Nightwing’s baby brother is your son???

B: Yes….? Did you not know? Also, he’s not a crime lord anymore. He just controls the Narrows. It’s not the same thing.

RH: Ya, I’m a reformed crime lord. Everyone knows that.

RR: Uhuh, that’s common knowledge. Everyone knows the birds are Batman’s kids.

JL: ???

Now I want a cat just to see them panicc

Cat NO likey!

Ok who was gonna tell me The 7th Loop was getting an anime because I had no idea like WHAT!?!?!?!?!

I think Bruce’s kids seperate Batman and their dad in their heads. They know, logically, that they're the same person, but it's how they separate "work" from "home."

Jason can sock Batman in the jaw and not feel an ounce of regret, but he's mean to Bruce once and feels unbearably guilty about it for weeks afterwards until he apologizes.

Tim gives Batman the cold shoulder for a month straight for not trusting him enough to let him take on an important case, but Bruce asks him whether he'll come for Sunday dinner and he folds like a bad hand of cards.

Damian doesn't listen to Batman on patrols and rolls his eyes at the Batglare™️ and lectures, but Bruce’s voice raises an octave when scolding him and he devolves into full-on sobs immediately.

Dick practices selective remembering. Bruce and him were yelling at each other when he was younger? No, that was Batman yelling at him; Bruce was the one that apologized and begged him to come home.

Duke's the only normal one, but even then he's beginning to seperate them. Like, it wasn't Bruce that made him train until he could barely walk—that was Batman. Bruce was the one that helped him up after and apologized and tucked him into bed.

Damian slips up around Bruce and says "Batman's unreasonable and unnecessarily cruel."

Bruce is stunned like, "I didn't know you felt that way, Damian. We can alter your training to be less strenuous if you feel like it's too much-"

Damian gives him a surprised look, "I wasn't talking about you, Father. I was talking about Batman."

Bruce tests him for hallucinogens when him attempting to say he is Batman end with Damian on the verge of a panic attack. The bloodwork comes up clean. His other kids go into similar states of distress whenever he tries to bring it up, so he accepts it as something his kids just Do.

Did I ever tell yall about this yoohankim paramedic crack AU that I did? Its a crack au where hsy and yjh's first meeting with kdj is during an incident where kdj went into cardiac arrest and they both manage to resuscitate him, only to find out he had a DNR order form on him. Thus, an unconventional friendship was born!

Featuring:

Kim Dokja, a seemingly normal salary man who actually has a debilitating heart condition. His condition makes life extremely difficult to live with. As such, dude just wants to pass peacefully if his time (though expectedly) short does come. Although, luck doesn't seem to be on his side recently and the poor man never seems to know rest at all.

Advanced Care Paramedic Yoo Joonghyuk, a veteran who has a talent for 'reviving' patients from the brink of death. Being in the emergency healthcare profession for many years, this man has seen everything and done everything. Virtually nothing could faze this man. Under his care, you're sure to be given a detour to the afterlife. Some say this is due to his godly looks, some say its be of his adept skills and instincts. Who knows, though he has certainly adopted the moniker of 'God's Favourite'.

Emergency Medical Technician Han Sooyoung, fairly new as a paramedic (has about 2-3 years of experience so far) but shows great intuition and efficiency. Although gossip amongst the personnel say the only reason she chose to be a paramedic is to witness the drama that comes with the profession. Despite all that, her quick wit and predictive abilities makes her the perfect partner-in-crime to help aid in saving your buddies from the brink of death.

Also, here's the POV from kdj's side—

And some good ol' buddy-cop-esque interactions between yjh and hsy

I love Jason's glowing green eyes headcanon. But I must add, his scars also glows in the dark when he gets angry. I mean the ones related to his death, like the autopsy and the crowbar scars. Rough lines running through his body in a glowing deadly Lazarus-pit- green. And his family totally take advantage of it. To be fair, Jason is a total brat about it too.

My friend and i were talking about it and we both agreed that one of Jason's ideas of fun is standing in the corner of his siblings rooms, in the middle of the night, looking at them sleeping on their bed. He will make a noise to wake them up and just watch as his panicked sibling screams and falls on the floor, all twisted in the bed sheets while a dark figure with glowing eyes is maniacally laughing at them.

Jason constantly makes midnight snacks in the kitchen, he doesn't bother turning the lights on. So one night Bruce was going to his study to read some files he had in hand. He passed by the kitchen and saw jason there, with his glowing eyes and thought "You know what? I'm too tired to go all the way to my study just to read a fucking file." He then walked towards jason and held the papers right under his eyes. "The fuck B?"

The batfam use his glowing scars all the time in missions.

Tim: Okay, we can't use our comms in the field or else they will track us. So everybody, get a partner and I will send you a sign to regroup.

(Later that night)

Tim: Hey Jason, do you remember that gun that you really loved? There's a reason why this sentence is on the past.

Jason, glowing bright green: WHAT. DID. YOU FUCKING. DO!?

Bruce: There's the sign!

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(Everybody trapped in a riddle's bizarre scape room)

Riddle, through the speakers: It's time to get this riddle a little more dark

(The lights goes off)

Damian: Tt great, now we can't see the key hole

Tim: I swear I saw it right here!

Steph: well, since we're gonna be stuck here for a while, i'll talk about my English assignment. My teacher suggested me to choose Diana Wynne as my author, but she is too boring, so i chose Jk Rowling instead.

Jason: if you think that a motherfuCKER TRANSPHOBIC TERF IS BETTER THAN DIANA WYNNE YOU CAN TAKE YOUR FUCKING HARRY POTTER AND SHOVE IT RIGHT INTO YOUR ASSHO-

Steph: I found the lock!

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The Definition of Proship

I’m just going to type this out for anyone that would like to know a more accurate definition for the term ‘proship’. Because from what I know and what I’ve seen being spread around, antis and other people that don’t fully understand the actual meaning have slandered the term - demonizing it in a way, and making all people that call themselves ‘proship’ seem like people that deserve to be in jail. This definition is the personal version of being proship that I live by / that I follow. It may be a bit different for other proshippers, but what I am about to say is the basic definition of a proshipper.

This post is being made for the sole purpose of educating those who do not know the actual definition, or have been told the twisted and wrong versions of what it means to be proship.

To me, being proship is a sort of ‘live and let live’ outlook on shipping. A ‘don’t like, don’t look’ way of treating fictional pairings. Proshippers do not all enjoy the same content - some of them have ‘problematic’ ships, and some of them don’t. However, one thing that all proshippers have in common is the basic decency to not go out of their way to harass other people over FICTIONAL CONTENT. Proshippers can not like or agree with certain ships, but will not attack or harass the people that do ship said things. You can not like ships and keep that to yourself. Fictional ships aren’t causing harm to real people. FICTIONAL CHARACTERS are not going to be harmed if you ship them together with other fictional characters. Proshippers are able to identify the line between fiction and reality. Proshippers may enjoy certain ‘problematic’ ships or content in fiction, but do not endorse such things in real life.

That is the definition of proship that I live by and that I practice. I do not harass or attack others based off the fictional content that they choose to enjoy. I have problematic ships, yes - but I don’t endorse any of the bad problematic things that I like / ship in the real world. Only in fiction, because to ship something in fiction isn’t doing harm to anyone unless they go out of their way to make it their business…which they shouldn’t do.

Proshippers are normal people, just like everyone else. We should not be treated as animals or terrible people - we should be treated the same as anyone else. Because, quite frankly, we are all just normal people with interests. Everyone has interests and is allowed to like what they do - nobody should make another human being feel like shit for their interests.

We are not monsters. We are not predators. We are just out here trying to live our lives like the rest of you. Please do your research before bashing / hating on proshippers. Learn the actual meaning. Learn that we are not the horrible people that antis online make us out to be. And for antis and / or anyone that sends threats and harassment to other people simply due to what ships they enjoy…please think about your actions. Think before you speak. Realize that treating other people like that isn’t going to get you anywhere in life. If you yourself want to be respected, treat others as you want to be treated. Do not demonize people because you don’t personally like something / you think that what they enjoy is ‘bad’. Everyone has their own opinions, but NOBODY deserves threats or harassment based on said opinions - especially not what it comes to FICTIONAL SHIPS.

Thank you for reading. I hope this helped.