The Hypothetical Situation Where Viktor Is A Pianist And He Decides To Arrange A Piece That Captures

What happened?!

I ATE THREE EGGS EVERY SINGLE MORNING FOR A WEEK - HERE’S WHAT HAPPENED

It’s the offseason around these parts, and one of the essential things we do every offseason is revisit our diet and exercise. Healthy living and careful planning in April helps us balance out...

Read this. Even if you hate eggs and perky diet blogs. Read through Wednesday at the very least. My bet is if you get to Wednesday, you’ll want to read the rest. 

me when i enter a room

this is the kind of wholesome content this website desperately needs

Men are gross

This is my kitty cat. This is his kitty fat. It goes PAT-PAT-PAT.

when u catch urself thinking wistfully about dating and being in love and being c*ddled and how nice that would be

What (kind of) song would the vets/104th want to marry to and in what clothes?

Mikasa: “Wherever you are” by One OK Rock

Reiner: Ballad version of “I’m sexy and I know it”

Bertholdt: “My heart will go on” by Celine Dion

Annie: “Stay” By Rihanna

Eren: “I just called to say I love you” by Stevie Wonder

Jean: “The power of love” by Frankie Goes To Hollywood

Marco: “Marry you” by Bruno Mars

Sasha: “You’ve got a friend in me” from Toy Story

Connie: “How deep is your love” by the Bee Gees

Historia: “If I ain’t got you” by Alicia Keys

Armin: “I would do anything for love” by Meat Loaf

Ymir: “I’m coming out” by Diana Ross

Levi: “Once upon a time in the west”

Hanji: “You can leave your hat on” by Joe Cocker

Erwin: “Something” by the Beatles

Nanaba: “Your song” by Ellie Goulding

Mike: “Signed, Sealed, Delivered, I’m yours” by Stevie Wonder

Moblit:“500 Miles” by  The Proclaimers

Important! Be safe!

@glorious-cesspool aka @zahyo-ni-yoru-kogeki is a pedophile. Avoid any interaction with them and I advise you block them immediately. I can confirm this first hand, and if you have any doubts message me and I can show you him directly trying to have sexual behavior between me and him, with him doing this while knowing I am a minor. He has also done this to friends of mine. He is a complete creep. The police have been called and are dealing with the issue, but nonetheless I repeat, BLOCK HIM IMMEDIATELY.

tony thornburg