What Happened?!

this is the perfect grade of good luck

reblog in 5 seconds and all of your grades will inch ever closer to perfect

me when i enter a room

This is beautiful

New Sitcom Idea

A lesbian couple gets a shocking surprise one day when God (played by Laverne Cox) shows up at their door. Upset at how humans had turned her message of love and acceptance into a message of hate and discrimination, she decides it’s time to send Jesus back to earth and wants the lesbian couple to raise Jesus. Hilarity ensues.

I watched for 5 minutes before feeling sick

Okay, so @fungusartist showed me this, and holy fuck you all need to watch it, because it is magically terrible. Especially you @dimetrodone.

Also, fun fact, apparently this was never aired outside of Japan and yet it can only be found in English, and of all people Production I.G. made this…

when youre in a group chat but you’re obviously not part of the group

Watch: Biden continues, “We only have one sacred obligation.”

“Do you ever get over having to come out?” (x)

Licorice is actually delicious you know

why are we arguing about candy corn when we should be coming together against the true candy villain: black licorice