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i now pronouns you husband/wife

PHISH

Hello fish nation, please enjoy some silly gouache fish paintings

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

mwah is a very important word

negative thoughts have never helped ..might as well yeet them away

inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually

omg yayayaaaayy

happy Thursday the 20th

get this an oscar

im soooooooo normal about this

just tryin to figure out which random scenario should i sleep to tonight and suddenly the "ur blog turned 3yo" notif comes up and im just like

damn

im old

this fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined

NOT THIS AGAIN

A story about a boy who was crazy for westerns since birth.

was suddenly moved to draw a toony sort of character design .. but this is a bit too close to 2013 tumblr sexyman for my own comfort

learning that people want you in their lives is a skill you can develop if it does not come naturally

"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"

does anyone know if it’s happening to everybody

my mom would have looooved a neaurotypical child but god just HAD to give her the one thing she could absolutely not handle and more importantly didn't ask for.

(an adhd daughter with anger issues identical to her fathers)

~ via mignonettetakespictures ~

"If I were orpheus I wouldn't look back"

But we look back everyday- rechecking emails, making sure a friend is still behind you, checking to see if you remebered to pick up your keys. It's second nature, a habit of care.

It was second nature for him too. He looked back, not out of weakness, but love. For what is love, if not to look back?

when did “lmao” become shorthand or w/e for “i’m fucking suffering”

My doctor and therapist: now with this autism + ADHD diagnosis you need to learn to unmask because masking all the time will make you burn out again and feel like shit

Other people: well it's just interesting how after getting the diagnosis you suddenly start behaving like that I mean I'm not saying you're faking it's just funny how you suddenly cannot be normal like you were before

you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

i wish my parents knew this honestly.

Not telling your kid they have a learning disability, chronic illness, mental illness etc. so they can “feel normal” actually does the opposite. They will not feel normal if they do not have the context to understand that their normal will be different from that of their peers.

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

pinterest and tumblr are the girls’ version of the dark web

A bread is one of the most vulnerable animals on earth of all time. It can die in a number of different ways, which include being smashed, being old, being rottened, being crumpled up, getting too hot, having water put on it, and having water not on it but being in the air a lot (the water (mist)). The bread’s favorite way to die is being eaten, but the world is a complicated place, and it does not care for what the bread wants, and so it dies in a variety of ways which are not the preference of the bread.

Humans are considered the bread’s natural predator, and also, are the bread’s mommy (make/give birth to the bread). Humans are a large species of ant or plant or ele phant with two grasping appendages which they use to give birth to the bread. They also have one hole which eats the bread, and some other holes, which the bread is not allowed near, generally.

Some bread can go in the fridge. Some bread has fruit in it. Scientists don’t know why, as putting fruit in the bread is considered yucky, and scientists have difficulty imagining an organism that likes yucky things.

There is the anteater, which is an organism that likes yucky things, but scientists do not need to imagine it, because it is real.