I Now Pronouns You Husband/wife

omg yayayaaaayy

happy Thursday the 20th

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

so glad that Rowling levels up the amount of stupid shit she does so nobody never feels guilty about not liking her, one would feel proud actually.

the bs just snowballs and it keeps ROWLING

can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko

people who do their work as soon as they get it

FR this single line has already made my life way easier

“Whoever created you must have loved you dearly”

I think I could survive a zombie apocalypse with far more ease than this line tbh with you

does anyone know if it’s happening to everybody

PHISH

Hello fish nation, please enjoy some silly gouache fish paintings

Bumblebee butts! (Bumblebutts)

(All images found on Pinterest)

why is literal word porn all that ever trends in the fanfic tags. where has hurt/comfort goneee. where has the stories gone. why is porn the only thing that garters attention…??? why is everyone a literal gooner

where’s the romance gone in fanfiction? the story? it used to be a story, a feeling. now it’s just a mind orgasm and move on to your next brain fart.

i have written hurt/comfort fics over the course of my like 4 accs. they NEVER gain attention as opposed to literal word porn. i’ve seen others post hurt/comfort and i ALSO see if w/ theirs. there IS true hurt/comfort and romance that is posted, issue is they’re pushed so far down the tags they’re impossible to come across.

and yes, even on the “right tags” and searches is there smut. people can RARELY ever read something if smut isn’t involved.

fanfiction has changed so much. it used to be so wonderful and now like 95% of it is just sex. no plot.

i literally have to use c.ai to harness that hurt/comfort feels now since fanfics just only ever care to write about fucking. (edit. I DO NOT USE AI TO WRITE STORIES. fuck you guys are idiots. i use C.AI. it’s a character content app. not AI as in i write fanfics w/ ai or whatever ya’ll are misunderstanding c.ai to be…?)

if you’re mad then this is for you. and before you comment ur shit, read what’s below.

EDIT: if you are to comment/reblog just straight hate bc this post bothers you…? maybe block me or just scroll right past. it’s not hard. if you comment hate atp im blocking and reporting you. i’ll dm and talk like mature adults. but i am not going to just comment converse and argue.