Bro Where Does This Random Yearning Come From

ASTONISHING ( i love rocks sm this made me go "wwwwowww" )

you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

get this an oscar

This sucks so bad, I need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] slay the Princess. If I don’t, it will be the end of the world.

made my day

pigeon loaf

THIS AIN'T A PHOTO OMG?????????

On my summer grind

Reblogs appreciated <3

[This is a digital painting, not a photo]

can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko

don’t talk to ME about gay yearning. in 2020 during lockdown i lived alone on a boat for three months. i went ashore once a day to work in a marine bio lab. we all had to access the lab at different times so we were never together & risking infection. i was alone all day every day, from my boat to the lab and back to my boat. one day a woman anchored her boat beside mine. we passed each other ashore just once at the harbor and she hit on me and invited me back to her boat. i told her i’d love nothing more but i could not risk exposure because of my weak immune system. she said it was a shame but that she understood. that night i was watering my vegetable garden i grew in 5 gallon buckets up on my roof and playing music on my speaker. “american pie” came on and she climbed up on her roof and shouted all the lyrics to every verse at me across the water and we danced together on our respective roofs. she raised anchor and moved on a few days later.

so yeah i know what it is to die a thousand deaths in an instant while your heart beats on.

I'm appalled. they crushed that fucking baby appalled im now realizing this is more gorey than I anticipated. tw

fr i just stood up after crying my eyes out for 3 hours on the kitchen floor ( im dramatic and i just wanted to read while preparing tea )

(have to say i kinda enjoyed it tho)

(kinda)

idk why people call Emily Henry’s books romcoms. They most certainly are not. Ain’t no comedy when those books hit in you in the mf gut 😂