Don’t Talk To ME About Gay Yearning. In 2020 During Lockdown I Lived Alone On A Boat For Three Months.

A restaurant named You're Not Supposed To Be Here, where the whole point is that the vibes are unnerving. The lighting is weird, the whole place has a faint scent that's not a bad smell, but it's certainly not food smell and you can't quite identify what the hell it is. The music is weirdly janky and you can't quite tell what's wrong with it, the vocals aren't exactly garbled but sung in a language you swear you've never heard anywhere and couldn't name if you tried. Only hiring staff who have anxiety and they're 100% permitted to show how much your presence here stresses them out.

5129/19029/1585/22354/3 persona charts aren't enough, I need to magically teleport to my FS' house and kidnap them.

آره

I still think it’s objectively fucked how the world is built for morning people and if you wake up later than everyone else you’re seen as a malicious aberration of some sort. I am that but it’s not because I wake up at 11 fuck yourself

mwah is a very important word

for anyone who might need a reminder

"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"

day 1 at the communal puzzle club: i see a puzzle with a sign next to it that says "please help with our communal puzzle" and i say to myself "don't mind if I do" and did the whole thing

if i misplace my airpods one more time imma glue them to my ears and thats FINAL

(when i find them)

the unbreakable connection between me and a song I heard in a fanvid over ten years ago