Every Eldest Daughter Deserves To Be Evil

So let me get this straight:

You're okay with your children watching murder scenes or worse things in media, but when two boys/two girls kiss is suddenly too much for you.

Do you realize how horrible does that sound?

You prefer your children watching something ilegal and immoral (like yk, killing someone) over letting them watch two persons showing that love has no gender.

Very logical.

Very very logical.

And not inhuman at all.

The Moon and The Ocean Tide AU

Percy: Nu-hu, Mama didn’t raise no fucking bitch. *lift his sword to kill the monster of the day* We keep going.

Bianca: Nah, nah, nah! Mama raised a bitch. *pulls Nico with her back to camp, stressed and done* Let’s go

Echo: *looks nervously at them both* Mama did’t raise nobody actually, my mama absent.

Bianca: Oh my gods

Percy: *wheeze* Percy going down. *gasp for air* Percy going down!

Nice

Happy new year! This was supposed to be finished about a week ago but what can you do with holiday timetables ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

So I finally watched the hot mess that was Miracle Queen! And as everyone knows at this point, when canon goes off the rails I like trying to fix it with the Mentor AU. We usually focus on Justice For Adrien but this time I really felt Marinette was the one hard done by, so what better time to finally introduce her to Bridgette?

Bri and Felix were on their way home from a pleasant weekend in London when they ran into Fu at the station, and despite backing Fu’s mentoring choices for years (while ignoring all Felix’s complaints about what they went through as Miraculous holders) Bri absolutely lost it when he explained his tactical exit and how it included dumping the Miracle Box on Ladybug before leaving her to figure things out. She wasn’t too attached to this new kid but bugs have to look out for each other, and Bri knows bad mentorship when she sees it! Someone has to keep responsible tabs on things now!!

Felix is just trying to stop anyone getting detained by Eurostar security for assault. Bri is difficult to hold on to even at the best of times, let alone when she’s trying to brawl with a frail elderly man in the middle of a train station. It’s better to redirect this energy into getting home to Paris and addressing this mess like the capable adults these children need!

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Sacred 28 vs Sacred 28 2

(Dining Hall At Lunch Time)

Hermione: *flops her down at the Griffindor’s dining bench heavily* I can not find anything about the 28 in the library.

Ron: *corrects her mindlessly* Sacred 28, not to be mistaken for the 28th Māori or the Sacred 28th

Dean: The Māori?

Ron: Yeah, the 28th. Battalion Māori. *mumbles* Technically Māori is between the 28th n’ Battalion if you want to get anal about it.

Lavender: *distracted by her Astronomy homework and not paying attention to the topic* There’s a difference ?

Ron: *knows as pure-blood, she was taught this in homeschool and stares at her blankly* Lav…please…

Lavender: *hums mindlessly*

Parvati: *sighs and facepalms*

Blaise: Of course there is. One has to do with muggles in WW2 and the other is the beginning of magic *passing by*

Ron: Thanks!

Blaise: *gives him awkward finger guns*

Seamus: How would you know?

Blaise: It affected the people on my mother’s side. You know the Greeks, North African and Italian campaigns? We had family members apart of it.

Seamus: *tilts his head at his words in thought then gains foot in mouth syndrome* Is this because you’re black?

Gryffindor: *takes turns smacking him* Seamus!

Blaise: I’m full Italian, thank you. *looks down at Seamus then smirks a Ron* Well there is a bit of Portuguese from father of course. First born to the Portuguese Seventh son of the Seventh son and the Italian Seventh Daughter of the Seventh Daughter.

Ron: *stares at him in enamored, star-struck awe*

Harry: *suddenly feels threatened and clings to Ron, hissing at the Slytherin student*

Hermione: *Done with everyone’s shit and still wanting to know what is the Sacred 28 vs The Sacred 28* Honestly!

Thing Humans Have Definitely Said to Aliens:

"Crewmate John, by the Old Ones I cannot convince my hatchling to consume his vegetables."

"Push the fork towards their mouth and tell them it's an airplane."

"What the f-"

"Tell them. It's an airplane."