If You Were Offered A Chance To Write A Single Issue Batman Story, What Would You Write?

star wars edit with WW84 trailer music | by voordeel_ts [x]

Ok but… in 2018 you KNOW forks high would have a meme page and all the cliques would have running jokes in their group chats… 28139 of the memes would be about the Cullens and how fucking weird they are… someone would be like “I saw Rosalie hale take a bite of an apple today” and another person would be like #soundsfakebutok, people would constantly be making jokes about Cullen family incest, there would be a running gag of What Diet Are The Cullens On This Week, people coming up with increasingly wild theories about what they do on their “camping trips”, sneaking picture of them making bizarre expressions and captioning them with shit like “tfw ur a genius supermodel but u got (5) raindrops on ur shirt&ruined ur aesthetic so now u want to die”, creating Cullen bingo cards with stuff like “growling during class” “magically knowing the right answer even when they weren’t paying attention” “not blinking for 5 minutes straight” “looking like they want to murder everyone for no reason at all” etc etc etc

Just imagine the Cullens being half cryptid, half meme at forks high

i love writing luke’s tendency to be a feral little man like Yes he’s the savior of the galaxy Yes he’s a pure hearted beam of sunshine BUT he came from a hick town in the Outer Rim with nothing to do but hang out in bars and use ROUSes as target practice AND he shares DNA with anakin skywalker so he can drink Han under the table and thinks traffic laws are a joke send tweet

The Book of Names lists each person murdered at Auschwitz

stephanie remembers a lot of things, a lot of pain, a lot of hurt.

she still can't stay in hospitals, can't look inside closets too long without flinching away. but it's this - it's this that's the worst.

her hands are bound tight, chains wrapped around her body, and while she's fighting to control her breathing, she's starting to drown in memories.

memories of black mask, of torture, of dying - she needs to get out of here. she needs to get out. she can't survive this, not now. not now. she's too tired. not now.

but she doesn't have a choice.

it's cope or die - and she's already died once before.

ok as amazing as Twilight of Apprentice was how funny would it have been if Ahsoka was just beyond done with Anakin’s bullshit™ and just screamed “FUCK OFF SKYGUY” everytime she saw Vader

“The man you knew as Anakin Skywalker is de-”

“Cut the shit, Anakin, I know it’s you. You just flew in standing on top of your TIE fighter and there’s only one fucker in the galaxy who’s that extra”

Hunger Games didn’t really eat holes in my brain the way that it did for some other people but god the opening lines. The opening lines. Katniss wakes up in bed and immediately, instinctively reaches beside her, only to find the bed empty and cold. Before we even know her name – before we know literally anything about her or this world or her place in that world – we know that she loves someone. We know that she is reaching for where Prim should be, sleeping safe and warm beside her, but Prim is not there. She is not there, and her half of the bed is cold and empty. People talk about characters being “doomed by the narrative” when most of the time the character was literally just a well-foreshadowed death, but Prim WAS doomed by the narrative. It’s the very first thing we learned. It’s the most key, integral, important piece of information we’re given about everything that is about to happen: Every single choice Katniss makes is to protect her little sister, and it isn’t enough. In the end, Prim still dies. Prim was dead before the story even started. Katniss, reaching. Prim’s side of the bed was cold and empty. There is no version of this story where Prim could have been saved. Katniss, reaching. The very first thing she does in the series. She wakes, and she reaches, but Prim is already gone. THAT is how you do Doomed By The Narrative. Edit: Also it is key that there was literally nothing Katniss could have done differently. If she had not acted to save Prim, Prim would not have survived the Hunger Games. But by acting to save Prim, Katniss accidentally kicked off an entire rebellion and ultimately massively increased the amount of danger Prim was actually in. The key is that this is irrelevant. If Katniss had done literally anything differently, Prim still would have died. If Katniss had faltered or changed course at any point, Prim still would have died. There was never a point where Katniss could have changed Prim’s fate. There’s no version of this story where Prim lives to see the end of it. She’s dead before the story begins. That’s doomed by the narrative.

Final Frontier

[all the Star Wars characters, sitting in a waiting room]  [a clock ticks]  Poe: [leaning forward in his seat, holding his head in his hands] …any idea how much longer they’re gonna make us wait? Leia: [looking at her phone] Not too much longer.  Rey: …anybody get their hands on any spoilers?  [all murmur that they haven’t]  Hux: [listlessly leafing through Fascism Fashion Weekly] I didn’t want to ruin the ending for myself.  Anakin: I tried to read spoilers but Obi-Wan wouldn’t let me.  Obi-Wan: Patience, Anakin. We’ll know everything soon enough.  Ahsoka: [reassuringly] I’m sure everything will be fine, Master.  [silence for a couple of minutes]  Luke: …so anyone got any guesses? Leia: [waving her hand, distracted by a game on her phone] Light side wins, Rebellion victorious, blahblahblah. Same old song and dance. Also my son gets some damn sense knocked into him, probably.  Kylo: [staring at her from his seat, scowling]  Han: They better not call me in there. All I’m saying. I’ve had enough of you people.   Sidious: [so very tired] I said the same thing myself. And now look at me. And all because you fools couldn’t find yourselves a compelling villain to replace me! It’s pathetic. I’m an old man; I should be enjoying my retirement and making the occasional earlier-era appearance in the EU, not resurrecting myself just to teach some fallen Skywalker a lesson about compassion or whatever treacly nonsense again…[takes a sip from a Starbucks cup and sighs] Luke: Hey don’t blame us, we didn’t write any of it! I saw you go down into that reactor, OK? I definitely thought you were dead!  Anakin: Oh, this sucks! [points at Sidious] You were my villain! You ruined my life! You compelled me to aid you in murdering my friends and family, and tormented me for years! And I killed you! [starts crying] It was my redemption arc, Obi-Wan! [wails and buries his face in Obi-Wan’s shirt]  Obi-Wan: I know, I know, there there. It’s still a very good redemption arc, Anakin.  Anakin: [sniffling, face still buried in Obi-Wan’s shirt] Is it better than anybody else’s? In any stories ever? Obi-Wan: I… [rolls his eyes and pats Anakin’s back] Sure, yes, it’s better than anybody else’s. Anakin: [continues crying]    Poe: [annoyed, standing up and gesturing at Finn] Look, all I need to know is, am I gonna get to make out with this man or not?!  Finn: [looks up from his magazine, eyes widening]  Rey: I just don’t know if they’ll let it happen, honestly.  Anakin: [bitterly, sitting in Obi-Wan’s lap with his arms around his neck] Oh, they never make good on the subtext. No matter how much you want them to. Or how hot both of you are. [waves a stack of papers] Or how much people on the internet have already written about it.  Obi-Wan: [raises eyebrows and turns red] [under his breath, warning] Anakin, please. Padme: [not looking up from an iPad she and Luke are huddled over, online shopping] Oh please, Obi-Wan, everyone knows. [to Luke] Yes, those boots for sure. [taps the screen]  Poe: [scoffs] Well, that’s some bullshit! [to Finn] We’re making out in the supplementary materials then, OK? Finn: [opens his mouth to answer] I– Administrative Assistant: [walking in] They’re ready for you. We’ll call in the rest of you if and when needed. [smiles and leads the core ST cast through a door] Rey: [taking a deep breath] All right, everyone. Here goes nothing. [they walk in]  Luke: [yelling after them] Hey, everyone watch your step in there! There’s no railings anywhere in that place!

Custody Battle

An outline for an atla fic that I will probably never write but was fun to make anyway.

when Zuko first becomes the Fire Lord, all the other nations are, of course, not super excited that the previous Fire Lord’s SON is on the throne. I mean, seriously Aang, didn’t we JUST fight a war to get rid of this guy’s father? why would we expect his son to be any different?

He is, Aang says. You’ll see.

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I did a redraw of something from April last year, largest issue with it was the technicalities really so I didn't have to change much at all...

ANYWAY! its dead Jason so- blood- bruises- that kinda thing-

AND I'M ON MOBILE AGAIN SO SCREW READ MORE LINES AM I RIGHT?

(I'm bitter)

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