Latest Posts by dvyfknjns - Page 3
So today I learned about the existence of Border Leicester sheep. You’re welcome.
Found this little guy in the dishwasher
queen of humor
alone time
Icelandic Phallological Museum
*sees slugs on the sidewalk after it rained*
me:
im gonna need to see ur license and regist- oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir
“hey i’m emotionally unstable and not good at texting do you wanna date me”
No offense but I want to be stupidly in love with someone. I want to be an utter fucking dumbass with someone and them have the same amount of chaotic energy. I want to go absolutely feral and them be just as into as I am
friend: i'll pick you up at 5
clock: 5:01
me: wHeRE teh fuKc
me: *crying my eyes out* someone: are u okay? me, wiping away my tears pretending like i wasnt just crying: yeah bro im fuckin flexin
