Dvyfknjns - Tired

we need to start teaching baby fags that it's okay to be fat and/or old because it's really starting to get dire out here

Samuel: Why are you on fire?

Corvo: That’s just how my day is going.

me: I dont wanna like…… do things……..

My psychologist: You have to, do things

me: 

WTF = What The Freak OMG = Oh my golly! GTFO = Grab That Fancy Octopus

I literally cannot believe you have to keep putting food in your body every day, I JUST ate yesterday and you’re telling me I have to eat again. Who the fuck came up with this

How are people rich in their 20s like what is that about