Dvyfknjns - Tired

Damn, look how ripe these soda’s are. Almost ready for peeling.

literally the ideal man is someone who respects women, is stupid as all fuck and likes getting pegged

begone THOT

me: *crying my eyes out* someone: are u okay? me, wiping away my tears pretending like i wasnt just crying: yeah bro im fuckin flexin

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

me: *gets hit by a car* sorry

So today I learned about the existence of Border Leicester sheep. You’re welcome.

feels like shit