Dont Be Scared, Even Cryptids Probably Cum

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Reblog if you ship Sal & Q--VulQuinn

IRONDICK WILL LIVE ON!!!!!

#irondick

How come Tony Stark gets to fight villains naked all the time in the comics but not in the movies? I am being denied my rights!

Taskmaster - James Acaster: the Hula Hoop Champion of my heart

Oh my God, THAT’S SO COOL!!!!

For people who still don’t see anything wrong with cultural appropriation, who still call cornrows “boxer braids”, “Kim K braids” or whatever - our cornrows symbolize liberation and freedom, it’s not your trendy hairstyle, it actually does have a history.

Since slaves were never taught to write and drawing directions was dangerous, because they could lead to them being discovered, captured, sold again or even killed by their master.

To reduce the risk of being discovered, women started weaving the maps in their hair, carving out paths with their cornrows. Some of the patterns even had hidden messages!

Yes, braiding existed in Africa way before, but it got a whole new meaning when Europeans enslaved millions of people. So next time you decide to go for a “Kim K look”, do a little research before you end up disrespecting someone’s culture and just, in all honesty, looking silly.

#AppreciateDontAppropriate

AI writing theft PSA

@jamesjyu and @sudowrite are stealing protected works to train their AI & harassing writers/committing libel against them. Their spam bot is accusing authors of plagiarism to trick readers into copyright theft on @sudowrite's behalf.

All @s are twitter handles.

I don't have the energy to tackle this disgusting can of worms but the gross behavior these people have displayed with artists is, unsurprisingly, spreading to writers.

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Random thought but...

Do you think one of StarLord’s favorite snacks is Star Crunch?

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak