Dunsolvedatthedisco - Dallon

well the horrors may be beyond YOUR comprehension, but I comprehend them perfectly

everytime i see a family scream at each other i disassociate

that's the eldest daughter coping mechanism

I think it'd be hilarious if Steph was a messy drunk

Like:

Steph, drunk off his ass, has novelty star shaped sunglasses on, laying his head on a pizza box, and having a heart to heart with a mop: I juss really luv himb yaknow?... He's juss so so SO speshul to me

Wong: Is he talking about you?

Tony: No

Wong: Then who?

Tony: Bob ross

I can't believe Boris is doing dumbass shit like selling off nhs contracts to his corrupt mates and not focusing on important issues like giving Shane Madej honourary citizenship

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

Random thought but...

Do you think one of StarLord’s favorite snacks is Star Crunch?

I was wearing a black turtleneck for the first time and I did not expect to be attacked like this.

what it’s like to wear a black turtleneck

I'm not fully sure what's going on here but I think I slightly love it.

I'm glad ppl on tiktok are doing ok

🐍 gotta say. celebrity life is not easy