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Me: hey dad.

My dad: What?

Me: i hope to one day feel as alive and energized as a toaster in a bathtub.

My dad: *starts hysterically laughing*

This is so stupid yet so funny.

I dyed my hair. (And yes, I did put a corgi on a cupcake to cover my face.)

ed and james being my favourite people ever

I don’t know if anyone has said this before

Do you think when Peter gets in trouble Dr. Dad will sometimes portal him to timeout?

I feel that the only famous person worth keeping up with is James Acaster.

From other people you get affairs and court cases and all of these horrible charges, occasionally you hear about their children.

From James you just get an hour long complete cabbage chronicles, and you find out some weird new detail about his life which is weird enough to give you pause but not weird enough to not believe.

Ubisoft confirms that they will delete your account and purchased games if you are inactive for too long

Now my whole dash is just kinda messed up

Tumblr you’re drunk go home

Okay so I was just scrolling down my feed and I was looking at a just-highschool-things post and I was like “is this a marvel post?” and it wasn’t so I was confused and I look up to see @ironfamjam ‘s pfp on the post instead of @just-high-school-things pfp. So now I’m just confused.