This Is So Stupid Yet So Funny.

ed and james being my favourite people ever

First of all: how dare you say Tom Harlock is a bottom.

Second: Danny Gonzalez is your idea of a top.

But most importantly good job for saying what we've all been thinking since we first saw David Dobrik, "that dude is 1000000000000% a bottom".

a venn diagram of male youtubers who get pegged and male youtubers who are danny gonzalez

My brain while I was watching Dan’s video

Panic at the Disco is a sexuality right? And what’s it called again. So then my brain was quietly chattering about discosexual for a few minutes and now I feel offensive.

People being like "why is Ken just Ken" and thinking it's a gimmick for girl bossing Barbie clearly never watched Barbie Life in the Dream House because if they had they'd know that Ken is a very smart and capable guy but chooses to dedicate his life to Barbie because he loves her. He literally has a sixth sense for if Barbie is unhappy or needs something and will drop everything to help/cheer her up. Ken chooses not to pursue careers like Barbie does because it would interrupt his Barbie time. Ken is a self imposed trophy husband and I won't let people question his decision!

Anti anxiety.

I dyed my hair. (And yes, I did put a corgi on a cupcake to cover my face.)

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

Honestly, same. I think about it nearly everyday, but...I don't really have anywhere else to go? Like...?????Honestly, same. I think about it nearly everyday, but...I don't really have anywhere else to go? Like...?????

why do i want to quit every job i start lmao

peter retaliating against “baby monitor protocol” by changing the names of Tony’s Iron Man protocols

“hey FRIDAY, zoom in on that building over there”

“Old Man Bifocals protocol activated, Boss”

“what the fuck did you just say to me”