I Don’t Know If Anyone Has Said This Before

Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

I walked into the living room and went “AZIRAPHALE!!!!!!!”

everytime i see a family scream at each other i disassociate

that's the eldest daughter coping mechanism

Two years?! I’m in!

james: what happens if i press the brakes and the gas at the same time?

carlos: the car takes a screenshot.

logan: for the last time, get the fuck out.

Starting a Coven

We’ve got pillow forts.

Reblog to join.

No cult-members allowed.

Taskmaster - Greg Davies holding James Acaster upside down

You know what would be ironic?

Writing a paper on sleep deprivation, which left you sleep deprived because of having to write it.