I Can't Wait For When All The Trolls And Hardcore Memers Get Real Ass Jobs And Suddenly The Industry

I don't know what god I pissed off to land myself in this forsaken state but I fucking hate florida and I don't know what sadistic little bitch decided to green light my demonic foreshadowing but I dOnT lIkE tHiS nO-

I went to get food and there was a cockroach in with my forks

If god wanted me dead so bad he didn't have to make me wanna be the not living cuz ✨bug✨ bitch your god strike me down yourself

I fucking hate hallucinations because want do you mean I see a bug on my arm in my dreams and get woken up from a dead sleep cuz I can feel it one me in real life and I wake up and see it it's fucking there right on my arm where I can feel it but that's not a bug that exists in the real world it's a cross between a cricket and a cockroch the size of a tarantula it don't fucking exist and Yet The Bitch is On My Arm

I hate it here whatever wird bounce package this is I would like to unsubscribe whatever this is I didn't sign up for it

The Santa clause 1 movie really said acab didn't it

So i found out about clown husbandry recently and the one thing I'm curious about is are mascots a breed of clown and if they are what dose that make furry but if they are not a breed of clown and just a branch of furry then dose that make animatronics like we see in the fnaf documentary the furry equivalent of a fear clown?

Hears all the witch craft that I hide in the basement of my christian parents house

Bruh I feel like Im stuck in some sort of weird limbo like I'm between hyper fixations at the moment and my friend keeps trying to get me to watch sk8 the infinity and I want to I really want to but I also want to go back to one of my old hyperfixations ....

Like my friend I do desperately want to watch the gay catastrophe that is sk8 the infinity but I also want to rewatch the entirety of supernatural and also reread this one very specific HP fanfic about the Marauders

Like ADHD WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS AJDBSJSJXV

Ok so aperently this was a love scam thing that people usually pull on the elderly and my autistic ass just completely missed the mark trying to get us back on topic to the insurance thing he was supposed to be selling me that I don't qualify for like my mind was fully just "sir your a telemarketer, aren't you supposed to be marketing me something can we just get back to that so I can say no and hang up i don't know how to respond to you flirting with me when you refuse to take a hint" but also I mentioned being a 20 something college student what money do you think I have for you to scam to begin with if ither of us was gonna be asking for money it would have been me???

I never thought I would be proposed to by a telemarker but I guess sometimes things happen???

One second your trying to tell someone your too young for Medicare please stop calling the next they ask if your single then propose cuz your voice sounds nice? Only for it to end with them flirting for 10 minutes while trying to arrange a date from half way across the country.

Hi Luna Lovegood would listen to heavy metal and like fairy folk music in equal measure goodbye

I would like to schedule a murder.

Next Saturday. Bed wars.

Just You, Me and The Void™️