I No Longer Need To Bow To The Gods Of Wind In The Morning To Pacify The Flying Gremlin That Live Rent

I AM THE GAY EMO WITCH KID NO ONE CAN SQUANDER MY POWER !

Got to love it when the organ trying to get you to kill yourself isn't your brain 🙃

I never thought I would be proposed to by a telemarker but I guess sometimes things happen???

One second your trying to tell someone your too young for Medicare please stop calling the next they ask if your single then propose cuz your voice sounds nice? Only for it to end with them flirting for 10 minutes while trying to arrange a date from half way across the country.

there was a cockrotch and now i wanna die

1 what the fuck are there cockrotches litterly everywhere in florida

2 why is it that when you go from lee county to collier them fuckers triple in size like ill be at college and get them and its nat as back cuz there like maby an inch on the larger side then I come home find one that's like 3 inches call it big and have my dad say that its actually one of the smaller one and I just HOW THE FUCK IS THAT WHANNA THE SMALLER ONES

3 i was already paranoid being jump scared by a cockrotch the size if my index finger is not helping

Reposting this so I can find it when brain stops

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

This theory should not stay in the notes-

are you telling me the p.m. stands for patrick matthew

is p.m. seymour just the reverse matpat

Murder is bad you say

Yes I agree...that being said the 1% holding all the wealth and knowingly letting the populous die makes them mass murderers and if we would give Bundy the chair then musk and Gates should be teated in kind.

I have learned several things tonight

1 throwing up while drunk much less painful then while anxious

2 as asexual either when drum me saying not

3. If I say can drink bottle of wine but self stop me

4 ado correct dose work but you have to be drunk first

5 had thought no longer have thought it was there now gone no thought just 5

6 me drunk

Time to find out

I cant tell if I've gone week or it the antidepressants finally worked and I can feel feelings again cuz tell me why epic the musical made me cry and not one of the sad songs no the damn ending