I Hope This Is Everyone Else Too!

This man is waste of skin. He should be dispatched as a threat to society.

jespar: hey, you okay?

prophet: what is…okay?

jespar: maybe get some rest?

prophet: my resting heart rate registers as a…

prophet: panic attack.

...and the bard-druid-monk-ranger-wizard! I think we've got this, right, @chennington ?

Dungeons and Dragons, but your character must be a self insert, and class is determined by your current abilities Barbarian Must have a demonstrable temper, go off I guess  Bard Must be able to play an instrument Cleric Must be involved in a religious organization Druid Must have demonstrable knowledge of, or passion for nature  Fighter Must beat the DM in physical combat (hope your DM’s a wimp)  Monk Must practice a martial art  Paladin Must have a cause that one actively supports  Ranger Must be able to fire a kind of ranged weapon accurately  Rogue Must sneak up on the DM (Hard mode: steal their dice)  Sorcerer Must have a powerful family heirloom  Warlock Must work for a powerful entity (Corporations, The Government)  Wizard Must have a College Degree or a 3.0 GPA  If you can’t be any of these you start as a commoner, and may become one of these classes when you finally satisfy these conditions.

He was scared of the thunder and went under but my mom gave him dinner

Tug on a single thread...

Take time to be amazed

This is truly incredible.

Lizards are so fun! Scaly little cuddle bugs.

Reblog to get a lizard in your inbox

Happy 103rd birthday, National Park Service! For more than a century, the passionate and dedicated people of the National Park Service have protected our country’s natural, cultural and historic treasures, ensuring current and future generations can experience and be inspired by these special places. Our love and respect for national parks runs deep and wide – just like the famous Grand Canyon National Park in Arizona. Sunrise photo courtesy of Brandon Erdman.

Be kinder than necessary... everyone is fighting some battle, trying their best to deal.

Here’s to everyone fighting their own battles.

Here’s to every brave warrior.

Here’s to you.

Here’s to me.

CALM DOWN ABOUT NET NEUTRALITY.

Don’t worry. They still have to go to court.

But guess what? There’s something you didn’t know about the vote.

Get this: the vote was basically illegal.

You heard me right. Eric Schneiderman, American lawyer, said in Twitter: “I will sue to stop the FCC’s illegal rollback of #netneutrality. New Yorkers and all Americans deserve a free and open internet.”

Not only do we have another ally, but now we know that the vote wasn’t supposed to happen.

We’ve got this. Now the REAL FIGHT starts now.

Well, shit... guess I'm desperate

me, staring down ao3: ok i’m desperate for fic about this pairing but like… how desperate