...and The Bard-druid-monk-ranger-wizard! I Think We've Got This, Right, @chennington ?

...and the bard-druid-monk-ranger-wizard! I think we've got this, right, @chennington ?

Dungeons and Dragons, but your character must be a self insert, and class is determined by your current abilities Barbarian Must have a demonstrable temper, go off I guess Bard Must be able to play an instrument Cleric Must be involved in a religious organization Druid Must have demonstrable knowledge of, or passion for nature Fighter Must beat the DM in physical combat (hope your DM’s a wimp) Monk Must practice a martial art Paladin Must have a cause that one actively supports Ranger Must be able to fire a kind of ranged weapon accurately Rogue Must sneak up on the DM (Hard mode: steal their dice) Sorcerer Must have a powerful family heirloom Warlock Must work for a powerful entity (Corporations, The Government) Wizard Must have a College Degree or a 3.0 GPA If you can’t be any of these you start as a commoner, and may become one of these classes when you finally satisfy these conditions.

im gonna say it since no one else will

enderal: the beach episode.

theres no threat to the imminent end of the fucking humanity looming over these peoples heads

red maddness?? idk her

high ones?? left town.

just…everyone relaxing for a day.

literally.

everyone.

like:

you bet your fucking ass my girl calia and my guy jespar are having a fuckin BLAST wo being judgemental lil asses they can be.

lishari takes a well deserved BREAK. DONT RUIN IT FOR HER. SHE WONT HESITATE, BITCH.

aerentheal chilling w some lime green crocks and a havana shirt on bc hes a fucking heathen and a secret dad in disguise.

prophet SLEEPS and has fun in the sun with no fear of water and drowning. its great.

ryneus n his dad along w thorus being a nice happy family w a dog and enjoying the sun and the beach.

there seems to be a mysterious woman laying down on the sand and enjoying this with them. proph recognizes her and just leaves her be, as she, too, is in need of a little break.

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dragons-barb

5 years ago

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rip mathematics nasa Katherine Johnson

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dragons-barb

3 years ago

just learned that magnolias are so old that they’re pollinated by beetles because they existed before bees

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dragons-barb

7 years ago

This happened to me today! Walking my dog and there was something, something in the front yard of a neighbour's property... I could almost see it, but not quite. It was like a mirage concealing something powerful and amazing.

it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.

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dragons-barb

5 years ago

We are in an area loaded with rivers, so my parents would have had their pick of:

Menomonee, Kinnickinnick, Milwaukee, or the tributaries Honey or Root. I'd go with Root, personally.

The other day I learned on Twitter about a girl that was nearlly named after the river on her town. So, reblog with what your name would be if it was based on the river on your town (or the closest river)

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