Lizards Are So Fun! Scaly Little Cuddle Bugs.

So that's where I get my sense of humor...

What doesn’t kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor.

I'm loving this story already! Can't wait for the next chapter!

Chapter I: "Golden Soil" now available and Patreon page relaunched! | Nicolas Lietzau on Patreon

Official Post from Nicolas Lietzau: Dear Patreons, It's time! The first chapter of "Dreams of the Dying" is finally available. To all my German readers - the translation of Chapter 1 releases February 15, alongside Chapter 2. Admittedly, I'm a bit nervous - I've been working on this for eight months now, and it's probably one of my mo

Chapter One of “Dreams of the Dying” is now available on my Patreon and WattPad (for free). Give it a read and let me know what you think! :)

Fuckin' candy-ass cry-baby! Grow a pair!

Trump is angry at NBC News for using this photo of him, so please don’t use this enhanced, enlarged version of it for anything.

Trump Reportedly Discusses “Reset” and Unflattering Double Chin Photos During Media Meeting

Love my raven child! Thank you!

A thank-you-Raven for @dragons-barb

Jason (Trust It was his racing name): *the sound of silverware tapping on a plate or bowl*

who calls their pets by their real names anyway

reblog with your pets’ names, and what they think their names are

hermes: ‘buddy’

devi: ‘squeaker beast’

misty: ‘funny face’, ‘bitty butt’

molly: only answers to ‘molly’, but when she’s been fighting she knows ‘sinner cat’ and ‘mean girl’ are about her

More CRan jokes! More pictures! :)

Alright, everyone who is and isn’t ready this. Well, I suppose those of you who aren’t reading this wouldn’t see my hello, so… Anyways, Day 5 went something like this: I woke up and ate breakfast. Afterwards, on the bus, our tour guide read us some *actual* complaints from past tours and some...

Would wait in long lines to ride this !

so anyway, here’s this surprisingly paleontologically current carousel deinonychus

getting to know my mutuals and followers: if you had to sing karaoke on the spot RIGHT NOW what would your go to song be

Been there, done that!

(and it was amazing, astonishingly beautiful)

Angels Landing, Zion National Park [3024x4032] [OC] - macfredough

So chill....