I Need A MHA Character That Can Control The 4 Elements, But Like They Have Trouble Controlling It And

My girlfriend and I got an app where we both have mood bubbles that show on each others screens. Just as a way to check in and communicate better since we’re in different countries. Anyways, her name is squirrel and mine is rat. I feel like that describes us pretty well 😌

I was at a seminar for a big company and the speaker said one of their kids was in the room and my immediate thought was if I start talking with them then get married, I can infiltrate my way into the family. My second thought was why would I want to do that ???

Sometimes you accidentally read mpreg and sometimes you purposefully read mpreg

Just depends on the day

I’m always brushing my hair cos I have an itchy scalp and it’s the only way where I don’t look like I have lice

Not really a short story but we read Between the World and Me which I still think about a lot

We need to be more focused on fucked up short stories as a society. We've all read the yellow wallpaper, the lottery, lamb to the slaughter in middle school but then we never talk about fucked up short stories outside of "haha remember when Ms Johnson made us read that story about the lady killing her husband with a leg of lamb then feeding the murder weapon to the police?"

That ends today!! Appreciation for fucked up short stories time!! Comment your favourite weird story your English teacher made you read that still sticks with you to this day PLEASE I need to read more fucked up short stories

I'll start- the veldt by ray Bradbury, rappachini's garden by nathaniel hawthorne, and this one is a little bit of a cheat because it's a graphic novel but The Nesting Place by Emily Carroll still haunts me (every story in her through the woods collection really, but nesting place especially)

Brienne of Tarth is just trying to help the Stark’s and both of them say no 😭

I just read a fic with Daphne Bridgerton/Simon Basset/Friedrich Wilhelm Ludwig von Prueßen and it’s literally the only fanfic with that couple. And they’re not even a thing yet, it’s just implied. Now all I want is a fanfic with that pairing. I feel like it has potential to be a really good fic, plus create a lot of drama.

Sometimes I wonder how Hogwarts kept the house sorting so secret then I remember the time I went to a summer camp and there was a big event where the new campers had their pants branded and no one told them that they put a wooden block in the pocket so you won’t get burned.

Uni finals hack!!

If all the study rooms are booked already, just go to any open study room and claim it! If someone comes to kick you out just say oh sorry lost track of time lol! If they’re nervous or socially awkward they’ll leave you alone and you get another hour of study time!!

I NEED IT

I want a fanfic where Kaz is a healer because damnit Ithat would be awesome and damnit I want Matthias to live.