Uni Finals Hack!!

I’d rather have dimensions be destroyed than know when someone i love is going to die and not stop it.

I’m just gonna post every fanfic idea that pops into my head.

Anyways I was daydreaming about a fic where Billy is a really light sleeper with really good hearing. Like he can hear everything that happens in the house. (Could be because of his dad being an abusive shit or wtv) anyways since moving the Hawkins he can’t sleep because its too quiet and he can hear what he thinks are coyotes all night (it’s actually the demogorgon dog things) so he gets really pissed and grabs a bat that he keeps in his room and is like I’m going to hunt these mfs down. Anyways he kills 2 demodogs and doesn’t tell anyone about it cos he’s just done with this shit. Now the scene where he beats Steve up doesn’t happen because he sees the demodog that they put in the freezer and he’s like oh I hate those fucking demon flower dogs and everyone is confused like what you’ve seen one??? And he’s like yeah I killed 2 of them and everyone is shook and then they kill the monster or wtv at the end but yeah that’s the fic idea

There was a fic I read where Billy had fire powers. It was cute, I liked it, but now I need a fic where he has water powers. Like maybe he was a really good surfer in Cali, and he competed and shit too. But he’s always loved water and his mom made him hide his powers. But he’s like so calm in Cali because he was by the water but in Hawkins he’s not cos there’s no ocean. (I think I read a fic like that but I can’t be sure) anyways he’s just like really connected to water. That’s all I need 🙏🏽🙏🏽

They always say don’t shop for groceries on an empty stomach but they should also say don’t shop for groceries on ur period. I just spent $50 on Brie cheese, crackers, and fig jam. My period made me shop like fucking french royalty

I was at a seminar for a big company and the speaker said one of their kids was in the room and my immediate thought was if I start talking with them then get married, I can infiltrate my way into the family. My second thought was why would I want to do that ???

I come back after years to find out my account was hacked and the new username I wanted was already taken

Stairway to Heaven??? I only know Highway to Hell

Like to STAB

Reblog to STAB AGAIN

So my friend wanted to read One Punch Man but he was gonna pay $3 for a subscription. I was like why don’t u just use Mangago?? And he was like what’s that?? And I was like oh it’s where I go to read manga and so I sent him the link and first thing he asks is why is there so much gay porn?? Like sir, don’t ask questions you don’t want answered and just enjoy the free manga 🙄🙄

I’m reading this fic where Neil was a secret Russian and after star court they arrested him but now I need a fix where Billy can speak Russian. Like maybe he heard Neil talk in Russian and wanted to know what he was saying or Billy is just like a languages nerd, he knows 5 languages and knows curse words in 12 languages. Just something where after star court he just started speaking in all these languages. OH maybe he has cute nicknames more Max and El in Spanish or something that would be cute