Sometimes You Accidentally Read Mpreg And Sometimes You Purposefully Read Mpreg

On a road trip with my sister and she went from the full soundtrack of Hamilton to all of Megan Thee Stallion’s discography to the soundtrack from Hazbin Hotel

Stairway to Heaven??? I only know Highway to Hell

babe what's wrong? you've hardly touched your 200 fics you opened in a new tab and swore you'd get to at some point but never had the time or motivation to read

I was writing a paper about the loneliness epidemic and was listening to my playlist when Seven by Jungkook came on. At first I was like yup “I’ll be loving you right” but IT WAS THE ONE WITH LATTO AND IT WAS “ILL BE FUCKING YOU RIGHT”

Literal jumpscare

My sister and I were watching FernGully and we’re naming movies with a small girl and big guy. (Like Arrietty) and she’s like what’s that movie with the small guy and the big girl and I immediately said the Bee Movie. she meant Epic SMH

Shawn Spencer should’ve been gay but the world wasn’t ready for that yet

THEY KILLED JON SNOW!!!!!! THE ONE GUY WHO WASN’T A FUCKING COWARD AND THE BEDT SWORDSMAN THEY HAD. THEY FUCKING KILLED HIM. FUCK THAT OLLY KID, I DON’T GIVE A FUCK THAT HE’S A KID. FUCK HIM AND FUCK THE NIGHT’S WATCH. I HOPE THE WHITE STALKERS KILL THEM ALL. DO THEY EVEN KNOW THAT VALYRIAN STEEL KILLS THEM??? PROBABLY NOT COS THEIR FUCKING IDIOTS!!!! JUST COS HE CARED ABOUT THE WILDLINGS. LIKE THEY’RE NOT FUCKING HUMANS EITHER!!!! FUCK THEM.

If I start reading a fic and I really don’t like it, I’ll mark it for later so if I ever come back to it, I’ll know that I didn’t like it.

Who was gonna tell me Rhianna was in Bring It On: All or Nothing????? Or that there’s 6 Bring It On movies?!???!

I’m looking at my past posts and I’m so glad no one knows me